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I just think it's weird that your first instinct

This is a real thing that people can really do.

And, um, he's just never been the same since.

To me not getting fired at my next gig!

He'd never be able to get a job again.

And, um, there's a chance that what he did

they got to get the hottest women ever.

Yeah, a few times.

Why would you do this?

Because it looks like we're selling giant rakes.

Can you at least give me that I'm not some

And then I tried to order them online... Out of stock.

The whole spot, you know, it's these three guys

You've heard that before, right?

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I don't want to shake no wet hands.

So can we call it a draw?

Well, I'm all for doing something,

Great, so I just paid for these

I'm gonna go get a drink.

Oh, my God, so hot, right?

Is there any way we can have it for 200 bucks?

Can I actually talk to you over here for a minute?

from that Craigslist guy today.

Yeah, to masturbation vigilante.

If you're born with a vagina, everybody knows

Hey, are you in this commercial too?

And what I'm saying is that there are a lot

Yeah, he totally snubbed us.

Please tell some stuff.

No catch, I'm moving out of the country, so I just need to get rid of it.

Oh, man, I wish I didn't have to let you go, brother.

Okay. I get that.

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