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Well, there's this Mexican telenovela that I love called El Espia y La Tia,
Stop using my microwave, stop using my printer,
Ew.
- Well, well, well, look who's late. - Did you lose car keys at bingo again?
I couldn't get tickets to Mumford & Sons.
You're right. You're absolutely right.
This is the man that made you break in his Timberlands in the summer
Well, I'm glad to hear that.
Isn't that them there?
Oh, I tried subbing in as Connie's friend.
That bothered me too. So did all that other stuff.
You'll get what that means in Season 5.
His hands become possessed, and bam, Gabriella's son is slapped again.
He lets women drive to him for sex.
That's the spirit.
Well, how many seasons are there?
He's a surprisingly proficient lyricist, but still.
No, screw that.
[both laughing]
I didn't think that...
- What's up? - Guess what day it is.
I'm gonna say something to him.
Vision boards work, people.
All these years, I didn't know you were into Intimate Angels.
But which way? Because either is a crime.
[clears throat] You just don't understand how much he's done for me.
- The middle is not a side. Thank you. - One line, thank you.
[theme music playing]
What if Connie drives to him?
Okay.