Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I would've gotten away with it...

There. Now, Robin...

- Okay, Barney... - Hold on. I'm not done.

- [Barney Sobbing] - What... What the hell is this?

followed by an hour of you getting drunk and pretending to be in The Departed.

I gave the pelts and the bear meat...

We've tried everything short of a pack of smokes and a cup of coffee.

I facebooked it on Facebook.

- [Chuckles] - Maybe we should tell our parents.

[Ted Narrating] And, kids, "lucky" doesn't even begin to describe it.

You're gonna stick me with that baby...

Come to the wedding. Give me away.

[Mouthing Words]

I have a feeling at this point, Rip Taylor is Rip Taylor in a diaper.

[Ted Narrating] And, no, it wasn't confetti.

- [Choking] - Unbelievable!

"Cheeseburger in Paradise."

Actually, that... that is the date.

Because if Robin and Barney had taken my stupid advice and hired a deejay...

at a performance of the recording artist James Buffet.

I have been... emotionally distant.

Directly behind you.

we'll adjourn to the tiger skin rug where we'll...

Are you a cawp? I'm nawt a cawp

Here comes the bride! Now the annoying part, right?

You did what? That is so dishonest!

to get Kool and the Gang to play at your wedding?

I'm cool. I'm cool.