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I... I want you to give this blond guy permission to marry me.
Okay, my dad is actually not that bad of a guy.
It was wrong of me.
- Your dad has something to say. - [Clears Throat]
Big blast of confetti.
Well...
When will people realize I always know what's what?
Well, I mean, don't you think?
And God knows, they've slept with every girl in New York City.
Lily, do you remember the band you guys almost hired for your wedding?
Robin, I know in the past...
I received a very important text message.
- The bass player? - No, she's not just a bass player.
And here we were just watering him and facing him towards the sunlight.
I don't see what the big deal is.
Ted, do you believe in destiny?
I'd been hurt quite a few times already.
You really should respond to my friend request.
L-I encouraged Robin to go after Barney.
Holy confetti!
[Ted Narrating] Kids, in late 2012...
I just think we have to accept our lots in life...
A normal dad. That's all.
Marvin has potty-trained himself.
♪ ♪ [Man Vocalizing]
Because if you said anything to the contrary...
This man is blond.
- You were wearing a blouse. - It was not a blouse!
Also true.
- Oh! - [Laughing]
A band called Kool and the Gang.
to get the number of the people who booked them for the 25th...
- Ooh! - Aah! - No.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
And it turns out "spaghettis" are men.
No.
and I have to be a mom to a...
Hollywoodedge, Screams 2 Woman Singl PE133601 (Used as a scream for a fish with a broken balloon.) Shark Tale
Nothin'.