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-Tell me more. -[scoffs]
so we'd have to drink
What is going on with her? Why is she so perky?
but then go out for dinner after.
because I think women have been disrespected for far too long
???????
Are you trying to poison me? That's not alcohol.
Okay? You guys need a female athlete? [scoffs]
and I actually volunteered,
Sit down. You're not getting... everything's fine.
from the original to make a cameo.
You're stuck at 20, 'cause I bought all the wine.
You're using me as inspiration,
Oh, we're all gonna crash!
Where-where are my beers?
How do I keep winding up with you people?
No.
We're still doing the Boggs thing,
Keep going like that, we might have ourselves a real scrimmage.
I'm trying to find the guy to get us some more drinks
Whoa.
I just found out Secretariat was a boy.
[trio chanting backwards]
Let's face it, I'm not gonna find my Chris Evert
I didn't know it was an all-female flight.
Okay. I'm afraid we don't have any beer, is the thing.
Oh, hello, Deandra.
Well, there is a-a male servant.
Sw... Oh, okay.
[chuckles]
'cause I'm doing my own thing now.
????????
Right? 'Cause my competition pussed out, up there.
A realman.
Oh. Here we go.
Well, that's messed up. Why-why woman horses can't race?
Just mark everybody's shirts every time they finish a beer.
Meh.
It's so much more shocking, isn't it?
See? Lookin' at my first customer.
Joan Crawford...
Where's the goddamn drink slave?
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