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It's okay, baby girl. It's over.
Yes! Do it! See? That's what I'm talking about.
I mean, why can't we just come up with our own record to break?
No, no, no. Stop. Stop it, okay? Kno-Knock it off.
Oh.
Just mark her shirt off while she's still in the game.
-[snoring] -It was my hatred for them
See who could have sex.
Yes. Thank you. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, it's just your imagination filling in the blanks.
about 50 beers each, all right?
-Yeah. -Nine, Waitress.
-Mm. -Is that 'cause I'm a woman?
[farting, coughing]
FEMALE PILOT: My copilot Patricia and I
Right? So it's a new idea.
She's gonna be passed out by Indiana.
who drank 70 beers on a cross-country flight.
Just make sure you keep all the ladies
'Cause I beat Martina.
That'll calm your nerves. My goodness. Okay.
Really?
The only way to beat men is by competing against other women.
labia rings-- your basics.
on the way to the Women's March... [burps]
Nerd.
for the Women's March.
It's a land of sad,
-They ran out of the beers. -We knew you wouldn't do it.
Oh, Dennis? I-I like to hear about Dennis.
What is that? Oh, my God.
29.17 bottles of wine to equal 70 beers. Okay.
-Don't call me that. -Well, I'm all out of booze,
For now, I need to get you drunk.
Fine. Goddamn it.
Oh, dear! Watching a woman do math scares me!
So now we're gonna try to beat Martina Tinatinova...
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