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'cause it's great-- the high-speed trains,
* *
[laughs]
- * Hear the words that I told her *
- So please take up your first pickle.
Hey!
[gasps]
while Gisela just Rollerblades her way
This is gonna set you way back with the Unity Day bookers.
Is this what you normally order?
if you've taken the steroids for shot put.
- But he lives in America, and he loves money and fame,
'cause he lied to get me to move to Germany, but--
* Rock you like a-- *
Check out my new song, written by my girl
- Stupid, safe, wonderful country.
This situation is so bad.
Please say no. - Well, I'm angry at--
I wouldn't say that he never lied.
and so I thought you might as well feel it.
Is this is the phrase?
- Yes, I know it's shameful, but I find her so irresistible.
[dramatic music]
You will sing German songs,
[cheers and applause] - Wow.
* In Berlin *
- You're clearly not going to stop talking
- It's not right.
- You're about to go down.
- Shut up. Shut up.
staircase?
- * It wasn't me *
- All we have to do is have Pieter give an interview
- * Calling, calling-- *
and show the world how charming you are.
and they forgave me immediately.
on this popular show.
Put chili in the Keurig.
Pickle number two.
Bumper being Bumper.
* Don't ask me questions *
Your thing sounds gross.
- Eight... - Okay, okay!
- And I would love to be a part of the whiff-off,
If you need that one so bad, you can have it.
everyone was just like,
[crowd cheering]
- * Oh, no, no * [all beatboxing]
Heidi? - Yeah.
* I can teach you * [singers vocalizing]
But I don't speak German, so I just pointed at things
Ten... - No you won't.
- So two big pieces of news.