Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OH, THANK GOD YOU DON'T HAVE A LATIN ACCENT,
THE WAKE SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL.
WHAT?
YOU'LL BE QUIETER ONCE YOU HAVE A DRINK, I ASSUME.
I MET NICOLE RICHIE,
THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE A BREAKUP.
PAR FOR THE COURSE FOR ME.
VALENTINE'S DAY WAS A NIGHTMARE.
SO, HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP?
JUST BECAUSE SOMEBODY IS A BARTENDER,
HI. I'M LORELAI. I LOVE YOUR PLACE.
Paris: EMILY!
OKAY.
IF SHE THOUGHT THE CASKET WAS WORTH ANYTHING,
I GAVE HER COFFEE.
SERIOUSLY?
THIS PERSON COMES TEARING INTO THE PLACE
AND SHE'S AT SCHOOL GETTING SETTLED,
BUDDY REALLY HELPED ME OUT.
YOU'RE ALL TALKED OUT.
YEAH. THANKS, MARTY, FOR EVERYTHING.
OH, ABSOLUTELY. FAR BE IT FOR ME TO INTRUDE
HE WAS CREMATED.
ARE YOU GONNA HAVE TO WHACK SOMEONE BEFORE THE SOUP COURSE?
DO YOU THINK HE'S HAPPY?
BABETTE? MISS PATTY?
HAS ANYONE MENTIONED IT TO YOU?
HEY!
JERRY FOUND HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE
HE DIED TWO WEEKS AGO IN OXFORD.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
PARK IT NEXT TO A BROKEN-DOWN CHEVY,
LOOK, I PROMISE WE WON'T STAY FOR THE WHOLE THING.
WHAT? I'M JUST SAYING TWO GROWN MEN OUT HERE ALONE
WITH HUNGARIAN CHEESE AND SWIM TRUNKS...
NO, BECAUSE YOU SPEAK TO PEOPLE AS IF THEY'RE BELOW YOU.
I'VE BARTENDED FOR YOU -- FOR YOUR PARTIES.
I HAVE THE AIR-CONDITIONING ON, LORELAI.
YOUR TABLE, MISS.
"MAISY AND BUDDY SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW FOR HIM.
AND WE NEED TO CAREFULLY CONSIDER
I DIDN'T SEE YOU.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
FOR YOU, ANYTHING.
IT'S A TINY STAIN, EMILY.
SCHOPENHAUER.
WITH PROFESSOR ASHER FLEMING.
IN BED? NO.
WHEN I WALK IN AND OUT OF THE DOOR.
THE DRUMMER, WHO'S POSING AS OUR DRIVER FOR THE EVENING.
IT'S ALREADY FILTHY THERE.
AND THEN WE'RE OFF TO THE MOVIE.
I GOT THAT CONFIRMATION LETTER A LONG TIME AGO.
OR "TIMMY, DO YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM?"
GEE, CARSON, THANKS.
YOU'D THINK YOUR GRANDFATHER
OR A FANCY FAMILY DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE INFERIOR TO YOU.
EVENTUALLY, THE HOSTILITY FORCED ART TO MOVE.
BYE.
SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK
DOES THAT, UH -- ARE YOU, UH, SCARED?
OH.
WHY DON'T WE JUST PLAY IT BY EAR?
I WILL.
SUDDENLY YOU'LL EITHER BE A LUKE OR A LORELAI,
* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *
SO I TELL HER TO WAIT HER TURN.