Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OKAY, BUT THINK ABOUT IT. WHY DO WE NEED THE WORD "POTTY"?
SO I SHIPPED HIM TO CAMBRIDGE,
HAVE I MENTIONED I'M SORRY?
HEADING BACK TO SCHOOL? YEAH, SOPHOMORE YEAR.
AFFECTED THE ECONOMY OF THIS TOWN ONE BIT.
SURE.
"ONE DAY SNIFFY, THEIR BELOVED DOG, RAN AWAY.
GREAT! THANKS, MOM. BYE. YOUR FAULT.
IT WILL BE.
BUDDY, THIS IS LORELAI.
TO PEOPLE, TO THE TOWN.
MOST OF US EAT THERE ON A REGULAR BASIS.
YOU DON'T KEEP IT UPSTAIRS.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN THE RELATIONSHIP GOES SOUR,
AND I BET IF YOU ASK HIM,
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE LYING.
OH, MY GOD, THE SUCKING UP.
THERE'S THE ISSUE OF THE GREGORYS' COCKTAIL PARTY.
WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU, I BROUGHT CHARTS.
BAD ALARM. BAD, BAD ALARM.
MY GOODNESS, WHAT A BIG MENU.
I WAS ABOUT TO GO UPSTAIRS AND READ,
AND THEN LOOKED, BACKED UP --
LIKE YOU WERE LIZZIE GRUBMAN.
YOU NEVER USED TO LEAVE YOUR CARS IN THE DRIVEWAY BEFORE.
AT 7:30 AT NIGHT?
I MEAN, 'CAUSE THAT'S USUALLY THE KIND OF THING YOU KNOW.
"FOUR HOURS LATER... SNIFFY WAS DEAD."
I DON'T BELIEVE
BUT WE HAVEN'T FINISHED OUR DRINKS YET.
LET'S GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE WAY RIGHT NOW.
I SMELLED SOMETHING FUNNY EARLIER IN THE KITCHEN.
WE'RE SITTING RIGHT HERE!
AND IT LEAKED OIL ALL OVER THE PLACE.
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
DOES PARIS KNOW?
KIERKEGAARD.
THEY THOUGHT HE WAS ACTING.
AND I PROMISE TO REMEMBER YOU INSTANTLY NEXT TIME.
PARIS, HEY, IT'S RORY.
WHERE THE GUYS DRESSED UP LIKE PIRATES.
BRANFORD.
WE THINK FAY STILL LIVES IN THE CAVES
AND THE LAWYER HANDLING HIS AFFAIRS IS A MORON,
AND THEN TO AN EMPTY HOLLYWOOD BOWL
OKAY. I GOTTA GET UP.
WHY?
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, RORY.
YOU'RE ON A DATE, YOU DRINK CHAMPAGNE.
HEY.
THAT ONE SIDE OF ROSELLA'S BUTT IMPLANT DEFLATED?
I LIKE THAT IT'S GOT A TARTY HISTORY.
I'M SAD.
AND THEY FELL MADLY IN LOVE ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO --
WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
EXACTLY AS YOU TOLD HIM, LEAVE NOTHING OUT.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHERE'S THE HAPPY ENDING?
A REAL DATE? FINALLY!
IF I HAVE TO MODERATE
[ CROWD MURMURING ]
PROFESSOR FLEMING DIED LAST WEEK.
SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO WORK.
"A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM."
SAMSON AND DELILAH SAPPERSTEIN GOT BACK TOGETHER.
WHAT DID YOU TEACH ME TO SAY?
YEP, I DEFINITELY HATE CHAMPAGNE.
IS IT REALLY THAT MUCH HARDER
LOOKS LIKE.
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
OOH, IT'S ME.
YOU WANTED ME TO REMIND YOU
EVERYTHING, BASICALLY.
WHAT?
ARE THEY GONNA MAKE US BREAK UP?
YOU BOUGHT WITH YOUR COLLEGE MONEY
YEAH -- BREAKFAST, DINNER, WHENEVER I HAVE THE TIME.
[ CELL PHONE RINGS ]
I'M GOING TO FREAK OUT.
MEETING ADJOURNED.
HEART ATTACK?
HELLO?
ABOUT FAY WELLINGTON AND ART BRUSH, HUH?