Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WHERE THE GUYS DRESSED UP LIKE PIRATES.
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
ARE THEY GONNA MAKE US BREAK UP?
IS IT REALLY THAT MUCH HARDER
WE'RE SITTING RIGHT HERE!
MOST OF US EAT THERE ON A REGULAR BASIS.
GREAT! THANKS, MOM. BYE. YOUR FAULT.
YEAH -- BREAKFAST, DINNER, WHENEVER I HAVE THE TIME.
SURE.
LET'S GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE WAY RIGHT NOW.
SO I SHIPPED HIM TO CAMBRIDGE,
MY GOODNESS, WHAT A BIG MENU.
BAD ALARM. BAD, BAD ALARM.
I'M GOING TO FREAK OUT.
DOES PARIS KNOW?
OKAY, BUT THINK ABOUT IT. WHY DO WE NEED THE WORD "POTTY"?
PARIS, HEY, IT'S RORY.
BRANFORD.
AND THE LAWYER HANDLING HIS AFFAIRS IS A MORON,
WHAT?
WHY?
AND THEY FELL MADLY IN LOVE ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO --
LIKE YOU WERE LIZZIE GRUBMAN.
THAT ONE SIDE OF ROSELLA'S BUTT IMPLANT DEFLATED?
"ONE DAY SNIFFY, THEIR BELOVED DOG, RAN AWAY.
EVERYTHING, BASICALLY.
YEP, I DEFINITELY HATE CHAMPAGNE.
YOU WANTED ME TO REMIND YOU
IT WILL BE.
EXACTLY AS YOU TOLD HIM, LEAVE NOTHING OUT.
AND THEN LOOKED, BACKED UP --
OKAY. I GOTTA GET UP.
OH, MY GOD, THE SUCKING UP.
AND I BET IF YOU ASK HIM,
I WAS ABOUT TO GO UPSTAIRS AND READ,
WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN THE RELATIONSHIP GOES SOUR,
WE THINK FAY STILL LIVES IN THE CAVES
HEADING BACK TO SCHOOL? YEAH, SOPHOMORE YEAR.
ABOUT FAY WELLINGTON AND ART BRUSH, HUH?
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, RORY.
AND I PROMISE TO REMEMBER YOU INSTANTLY NEXT TIME.
YOU NEVER USED TO LEAVE YOUR CARS IN THE DRIVEWAY BEFORE.
KIERKEGAARD.
PROFESSOR FLEMING DIED LAST WEEK.
BUT WE HAVEN'T FINISHED OUR DRINKS YET.
THERE'S THE ISSUE OF THE GREGORYS' COCKTAIL PARTY.
"FOUR HOURS LATER... SNIFFY WAS DEAD."
LOOKS LIKE.
[ CROWD MURMURING ]
IF I HAVE TO MODERATE
TO PEOPLE, TO THE TOWN.
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
AFFECTED THE ECONOMY OF THIS TOWN ONE BIT.
AND THEN TO AN EMPTY HOLLYWOOD BOWL
[ CELL PHONE RINGS ]
I SMELLED SOMETHING FUNNY EARLIER IN THE KITCHEN.
THEY THOUGHT HE WAS ACTING.
YOU DON'T KEEP IT UPSTAIRS.
AT 7:30 AT NIGHT?
YOU BOUGHT WITH YOUR COLLEGE MONEY
"A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM."
SAMSON AND DELILAH SAPPERSTEIN GOT BACK TOGETHER.
OOH, IT'S ME.
A REAL DATE? FINALLY!
YOU'RE LYING.
MEETING ADJOURNED.
YOU'RE ON A DATE, YOU DRINK CHAMPAGNE.
HEART ATTACK?
HELLO?
HAVE I MENTIONED I'M SORRY?
WHAT DID YOU TEACH ME TO SAY?
WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU, I BROUGHT CHARTS.
WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
BUDDY, THIS IS LORELAI.
I'M SAD.
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO WORK.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHERE'S THE HAPPY ENDING?
I DON'T BELIEVE
HEY.
I LIKE THAT IT'S GOT A TARTY HISTORY.
AND IT LEAKED OIL ALL OVER THE PLACE.
I MEAN, 'CAUSE THAT'S USUALLY THE KIND OF THING YOU KNOW.