Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT THE SEPARATION EXCEPT YOU AND RORY.

Emily: YOUR FATHER CAME HOME AT 8:30.

PEOPLE ARE WATCHING.

SHALL I TELL HIM THAT?

ARE YOU SURE THIS IS YOUR ROOM?

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FUNERAL.

LISTEN, I WANT TO HAVE A WAKE.

THE FUDGE QUEEN.

ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, IT SEEMS THAT THE ISSUE

OH, FOOD. THANK GOD.

HE'LL TELL YOU HE MADE EXCELLENT TIPS THAT NIGHT.

THEY HAVE TO KNOW.

"THEY FELL IN LOVE, GOT MARRIED.

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID, IT'S HOW YOU SAID IT.

WROTE SOMETHING DOWN, TORE IT OUT, HANDED IT TO ME.

BE BACK IN A SECOND.

WHERE HE IMMEDIATELY WENT INTO EMERGENCY SURGERY."

I TOLD YOU I HAD TO GET SOMETHING.

YEAH, THANKS FOR THE CHEESE, DAD.

WELL, I'M NOT DONE.

SHUT UP, I'LL GET TO HER WHEN I GET TO HER.

HEART ATTACK. IT WAS QUICK.

THE POSSIBLE NEGATIVE RAMIFICATIONS

I MEAN, I KNEW HE WAS BELOVED, BUT THIS IS OVERWHELMING.

IF SARAH FINDS OUT,

THE WHOLE TOWN SPLIT RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE.

THE FARTHINGTONS' DOGS ARE APOPLECTIC.

AND HE GOT BACK IN HIS CAR, AND HE DROVE AWAY AGAIN.

AT THE DRUGSTORE.

I MEAN, GIVE THE BOY A CHANCE.

LORI, SOME SPARKLING WATER AND CHAMPAGNE.

PARIS, THANK GOODNESS, IS PARIS.

YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN THE LIVING ROOM STARK-NAKED.

I JUST -- THAT'S TERRIBLE.

* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *

LET'S HIT BAJA.

BUT WHERE WAS SHE AT THANKSGIVING, HUH?

HE WAS DOING PUCK, AND THEN SUDDENLY HE WASN'T.

YOU AT LEAST WANT THEM TO HAVE SOME INTEREST.

GET THAT DOWN. WE HAVE HIS WORD.

I'M NOT ANGRY, I'M JUST IRRITATED.

I BET SHE TOOK THAT VERY WELL,

OH, NOW, THERE'S NO NEED TO CRY.

Emily: LORELAI? OH, THANK GOD I FOUND YOU.

BUT IF YOU HAD SEEN HOW FILTHY THAT CREMATORIUM WAS --

FINE. IN CASE OF A BREAKUP, I'LL MOVE.

WELL, I WALKED BY "HELLO! MAGAZINE" THIS MORNING.

WELL, MAYBE THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO BE,

OR YOU USE THE CHOCOLATE WE BOUGHT IN CHINATOWN LAST MONTH.

WHICH APPARENTLY IS KNOWN FOR ITS CREMATION FACILITIES.

"THEY FORCED OPEN THE DOOR, AND THERE WAS SNIFFY,

HE JUST HAS TO LEARN GUINNESS AND BLONDES DON'T MIX.

THAT WAS A NIGHTMARE,

I SAID HELLO AND HE MADE A KICK-ASS MARGARITA.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THE WHOLE THING.

HE WAS DRIVING AWAY AT 7:30 AT NIGHT.

PEOPLE ARE GOING TO WANT THIS CLOSURE.