Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FUNERAL.
THEY HAVE TO KNOW.
Emily: LORELAI? OH, THANK GOD I FOUND YOU.
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN THE LIVING ROOM STARK-NAKED.
BUT WHERE WAS SHE AT THANKSGIVING, HUH?
WHICH APPARENTLY IS KNOWN FOR ITS CREMATION FACILITIES.
OKAY.
WELL, MAYBE THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO BE,
OR YOU USE THE CHOCOLATE WE BOUGHT IN CHINATOWN LAST MONTH.
I'M NOT ANGRY, I'M JUST IRRITATED.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
PEOPLE ARE WATCHING.
OH, FOOD. THANK GOD.
SHALL I TELL HIM THAT?
THE POSSIBLE NEGATIVE RAMIFICATIONS
BE BACK IN A SECOND.
GET THAT DOWN. WE HAVE HIS WORD.
AT THE DRUGSTORE.
WROTE SOMETHING DOWN, TORE IT OUT, HANDED IT TO ME.
"THEY FORCED OPEN THE DOOR, AND THERE WAS SNIFFY,
HE JUST HAS TO LEARN GUINNESS AND BLONDES DON'T MIX.
LORI, SOME SPARKLING WATER AND CHAMPAGNE.
AND HE GOT BACK IN HIS CAR, AND HE DROVE AWAY AGAIN.
THE WHOLE TOWN SPLIT RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE.
HE WAS DRIVING AWAY AT 7:30 AT NIGHT.
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO WANT THIS CLOSURE.
WELL, I'M NOT DONE.
BUT IF YOU HAD SEEN HOW FILTHY THAT CREMATORIUM WAS --
I MEAN, GIVE THE BOY A CHANCE.
WITH MARTY.
OH, SHUT UP!
YOU KNEW THAT?
THAT WAS A NIGHTMARE,
WELL, I WALKED BY "HELLO! MAGAZINE" THIS MORNING.
YOU AT LEAST WANT THEM TO HAVE SOME INTEREST.
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID, IT'S HOW YOU SAID IT.
I SAID HELLO AND HE MADE A KICK-ASS MARGARITA.
LET'S HIT BAJA.
OH, MY GOD.
I DON'T KNOW.
NO!
FINE. IN CASE OF A BREAKUP, I'LL MOVE.
YEAH, THANKS FOR THE CHEESE, DAD.
SHUT UP, I'LL GET TO HER WHEN I GET TO HER.
THE FUDGE QUEEN.
JEEZ.
HE WAS DOING PUCK, AND THEN SUDDENLY HE WASN'T.
HOT PLATES.
PARIS, THANK GOODNESS, IS PARIS.
HE'LL TELL YOU HE MADE EXCELLENT TIPS THAT NIGHT.
MARTY, HI!
I MEAN, I KNEW HE WAS BELOVED, BUT THIS IS OVERWHELMING.
THE FARTHINGTONS' DOGS ARE APOPLECTIC.
YOU CONCEDE.
I BET SHE TOOK THAT VERY WELL,
NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT THE SEPARATION EXCEPT YOU AND RORY.
HEART ATTACK. IT WAS QUICK.
Emily: YOUR FATHER CAME HOME AT 8:30.
IF SARAH FINDS OUT,
MMM. MMM. MMM.
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS YOUR ROOM?
OH, NOW, THERE'S NO NEED TO CRY.
I JUST -- THAT'S TERRIBLE.
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, IT SEEMS THAT THE ISSUE
"THEY FELL IN LOVE, GOT MARRIED.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THE WHOLE THING.
LISTEN, I WANT TO HAVE A WAKE.
ME TOO.
* OH, OH, OH
WHERE HE IMMEDIATELY WENT INTO EMERGENCY SURGERY."
I TOLD YOU I HAD TO GET SOMETHING.