Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BUDDY HATED WORKING AT THAT DAIRY.

I HATE THE WORD "POTTY."

OH, MORNING, SUGAR.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, GRANDPA -- I'LL GET SETTLED IN,

AND SKIP ANY '80s GROUPS

OH, JEEZ. DON'T BE SO PURITANICAL.

[ DOGS BARKING ]

OKAY, SO THEY KNOW. SO WHAT?

WHERE WAS YOUR FATHER GOING AT 7:30 AT NIGHT?

I LIKE IT, GRANDMA.

WELL, TIMES, THEY ARE A-CHANGIN'.

I'M NOT PUTTING MY NUMBER, I'M PUTTING YOUR NUMBER.

THEN I CAN HAVE TWO DINNERS,

OKAY, SO, 7:30?

GET OUT YOUR COMPASS, AND I WILL SHOW YOU

AND WHAT A HELP THAT WAS.

SO THEY DON'T GO BACK

YOU DIDN'T LOOK.

GYPSY IS AT FAULT FOR THE FENDER BENDER

ARE WE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT?

IT WAS AT LUKE'S, IT WAS AT LUNCH,

YOU'VE EXPOSED YOURSELF. YOU'VE BEEN PINING FOR ME.

CHECK MY TRUNK.

THAT'S MY ROOM.

HE'S MY MIKE TODD.

OH, NO. IS TONIGHT RAFFLE NIGHT?

WELL, HE WAS MORE THAN A TEACHER.

OH, THAT NAME ALONE.

ACTUALLY, THE FACT THAT THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY

DID YOU TAKE THE BAR OR JUST HANG OUT IN ONE?

WELL, I'VE KNOWN MAISY AND BUD MY WHOLE LIFE.

IT WAS A VERY BUSY DAY, THE PLACE WAS PACKED,

THIS GREAT MAN WAS NOT BROUGHT DOWN BY MY VAGINA, OKAY?

YES. HERE. THIS IS WHERE SHE LIVES.

AND, OF COURSE, HIS FAMILY IS ACTING LIKE SPOILED CHILDREN.

NO, NO, NO GARLIC.

FAY NEVER MARRIED. SHE STOPPED MAKING CANDY.

AS, LET'S FACE IT, MOST OF LORELAI'S RELATIONSHIPS DO?

* YOU AIN'T LEFT THE GROUND

SEE? HE CALLED ME "HOT PLATES."

NO, I'VE FILLED MY WHACKING QUOTA FOR THE WEEK.

HI, LADIES. WHAT'S THE DIRT TODAY?

I DON'T KNOW, RESPECTFUL ABOUT IT.

YEP. JERRY THE MORON WOUND UP WITH A TRAMP

THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES.

I THINK HE'S VERY HAPPY WITH HIS BOOKS

UNTIL I'M SURE YOUR FATHER CAME HOME.

WHAT, HAS HE SUDDENLY BECOME A BOOTLEGGER?

HE'S GETTING HIS EYEGLASS PRESCRIPTION CHECKED.

MY GRANDMOTHER WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU.

WAS THE LAST TIME I WAS IN THE POOL.

PLEASE HELP YOURSELF TO A BOOK.