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WE SHOULD GO.
I DON'T KNOW, RESPECTFUL ABOUT IT.
THEN I CAN HAVE TWO DINNERS,
THAT'S MY ROOM.
OKAY, SO THEY KNOW. SO WHAT?
NO, I'VE FILLED MY WHACKING QUOTA FOR THE WEEK.
GYPSY IS AT FAULT FOR THE FENDER BENDER
OH, NO. IS TONIGHT RAFFLE NIGHT?
I HATE THE WORD "POTTY."
NO, NO, NO GARLIC.
* YOU AIN'T LEFT THE GROUND
AND SKIP ANY '80s GROUPS
AND WHAT A HELP THAT WAS.
WHAT, HAS HE SUDDENLY BECOME A BOOTLEGGER?
HE'S GETTING HIS EYEGLASS PRESCRIPTION CHECKED.
THIS GREAT MAN WAS NOT BROUGHT DOWN BY MY VAGINA, OKAY?
IT WAS A VERY BUSY DAY, THE PLACE WAS PACKED,
OH, MORNING, SUGAR.
YOU'VE EXPOSED YOURSELF. YOU'VE BEEN PINING FOR ME.
UNTIL I'M SURE YOUR FATHER CAME HOME.
CHECK MY TRUNK.
THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES.
WELL, TIMES, THEY ARE A-CHANGIN'.
ARE WE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT?
OKAY. SORRY.
ACTUALLY, THE FACT THAT THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY
[ DOGS BARKING ]
MY GRANDMOTHER WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU.
AS, LET'S FACE IT, MOST OF LORELAI'S RELATIONSHIPS DO?
DID YOU TAKE THE BAR OR JUST HANG OUT IN ONE?
AND, OF COURSE, HIS FAMILY IS ACTING LIKE SPOILED CHILDREN.
I LIKE IT, GRANDMA.
HI, LADIES. WHAT'S THE DIRT TODAY?
FAY NEVER MARRIED. SHE STOPPED MAKING CANDY.
UH-HUH.
CRAZY.
HA!
WELL, I'VE KNOWN MAISY AND BUD MY WHOLE LIFE.
OKAY, SO, 7:30?
WHERE WAS YOUR FATHER GOING AT 7:30 AT NIGHT?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, GRANDPA -- I'LL GET SETTLED IN,
I'M NOT PUTTING MY NUMBER, I'M PUTTING YOUR NUMBER.
YES. HERE. THIS IS WHERE SHE LIVES.
THIS IS CRAZY.
PLEASE HELP YOURSELF TO A BOOK.
DOWNSTAIRS?
IT WAS AT LUKE'S, IT WAS AT LUNCH,
WAS THE LAST TIME I WAS IN THE POOL.
YEP. JERRY THE MORON WOUND UP WITH A TRAMP
OH, JEEZ. DON'T BE SO PURITANICAL.
WELL, HE WAS MORE THAN A TEACHER.
HE'S MY MIKE TODD.
YOU DIDN'T LOOK.
SEE? HE CALLED ME "HOT PLATES."
ROOT BEER?
BUDDY HATED WORKING AT THAT DAIRY.
I THINK HE'S VERY HAPPY WITH HIS BOOKS
GET OUT YOUR COMPASS, AND I WILL SHOW YOU
OH, THAT NAME ALONE.
SO THEY DON'T GO BACK