Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

UNLESS YOU WOULD LIKE TO GO.

ARE YOU OKAY? YOU SOUND FUNNY.

SHOWS THE SAD NATURE OF AMERICAN READING HABITS.

THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY MORE DEBATING

NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I SHOULD GO.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THE MIX-UP.

THERE'S NO ONE HERE YOU SEEM TO BE WITH,

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HAVING AN AFFAIR

HOW WAS THAT MY FAULT?

DIFFERENT ROOM, SAME REACTION.

PEOPLE DON'T READ THE BACK OF THE MENU

SO I WASN'T THINKING,

YOU GOT IN, YOU TURNED ON YOUR CAR,

EXCUSE ME. CAN I HELP YOU?

AND NEXT THURSDAY.

GOD, THIS SOUNDS TERRIBLE. MAYBE THEY HAVE A POINT.

* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO

ALL THOSE WHO THINK THAT GYPSY WAS AT FAULT, ARMS RAISED.

HE'S A GOOD GUY.

NOT THAT MANY PEOPLE READ THE BACK OF THE MENU.

YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY,

YOU'VE BEEN SUCH A HUGE HELP TONIGHT.

BUT TONIGHT I WILL GIVE YOU MY EXTREMELY POSITIVE VIEWS

WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

SO, ARE YOU LIVING HERE?

* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *

OH. OH, WOW. VERY PRANCING PONY.

APPARENTLY IT DOESN'T LOOK FAMILIAR.

* WAIT TILL I DRAW YOU NEAR...

THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TALK TO THEM LIKE A SERVANT.

NO, BUT, SERIOUSLY, WHO'S GONNA MENTION IT TO ME?

YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH ME.

PICK ME UP AT 7:00?

JUST BECAUSE YOU PAY SOMEBODY,

HMM. SOUP IN 100-DEGREE WEATHER. COOL.

IT'S A GREAT PLACE -- VERY OLD.

AND NOTHING ELSE.

NO, SERIOUSLY, YOU COULDN'T SEE ME THERE?

THAT'S A LOT OF BOOKS YOU GOT THERE.

WELL, HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA DRIVE AROUND?

IT'S A LUBE-AND-TUNE WITH AN X-RATED T-SHIRT STORE NEXT DOOR.

AND YOU CAN'T MAKE A DECISION, YOU'LL BE NEITHER.

ON OTHER ASPECTS OF YOUR BEING.

SO, HOW WAS YOUR SUMMER?

OKAY, QUINN, LAST BUILDING.

SHE WOULD HAVE STUFFED IT IN HER PURSE.

"BUT THEY DREAMED TO SOMEDAY OWN A RESTAURANT

SORRY. JUST YOU'RE PUTTING A POSTER OF HIM UP.

DO NOT GET USED TO ME GOING TO THESE TOWN THINGS.

A WAKE IN ASHER'S HONOR HERE.

DON'T BE GROSS.

WELL, LADIES, IT'S BEEN A LOVELY EVENING.

WE WENT SKINNY-DIPPING ONE NIGHT,

BUT THIS IS A DATE, SO THE GUY USUALLY DOES IN THE TRUCK --

OH, REALLY? RIGHT NOW?

NO, IT'S MY BUSINESS. I'LL GO.

OKAY, PUT MY NUMBER.

YOU DON'T MENTION ANYONE.

THEY HAVE THESE CARILLON BELLS THAT ARE ENCHANTING,

I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT.

WILD-EYED, BEGGING FOR COFFEE,

YOU'RE LOOKING WELL. ANGRY WORKS FOR YOU.