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ME? NEVER.
* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME *
* IF YOU NEED, IF YOU NEED *
IT SHOULD BE OPEN.
HOW FAR FROM GOADED I AM.
AND SET UP THE FURNITURE EXACTLY THE WAY SHE WANTS IT.
UM, WILL YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE, MARTY?
YOU SAID IT, PATSY CLINE.
OH, COOL.
THAT'S ALL I CAN DO RIGHT NOW.
THE VERY FACT THAT THE BOOKSTORE HAD ANY IN STOCK
WITH HAMILTON, SO ONE OF US SHOULD PROBABLY ATTEND.
OH. PARIS, I'M SORRY. HOW?
HE SO LIKES ME.
[ SIGHS ] MASTER AND COMMANDER.
HOLD ON, DAD.
EIGHT YEARS.
AND HALF BACON, HALF SAUSAGE.
OH, WELL --
I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
I KNOW.
AND DON'T RUN THE DISHWASHER. IT'S NOT FULL.
THAT'S A BUMMER. WHY?
I'D LIKE SOME COFFEE WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.
DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO WASTE ALL THE GOOD STORIES ON HIM.
ANYTHING YOU WANT ON THE HOUSE.
IS THIS LIKE A MAFIA THING?
AND SHALL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL SAID DAMAGES.
TALKING A MILE A MINUTE, SAYING GOD KNOWS WHAT.
I JUST WANTED TO SMELL LIKE HIM AGAIN.
I JUST THINK IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME THAT YOU CAME.
PARIS IS NEVER LATE.
WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT WITH YOUR GRANDFATHER?
HMM. OTHER THAN TONIGHT?
IN THE EVENT OF A BREAKUP --
HELLO?
HI. ASSUMING YOUR SERVICES ARE STILL FOR HIRE THIS YEAR,
I GUESS WE COULD KEEP IT QUIET FOR A WHILE.
"RESERVED."
YEAH. WELL, HAVE I MENTIONED I HATE TOWN MEETINGS?
IT'S GOING TO BE THE MOUNTAIN GIRL TRIAL ALL OVER AGAIN.
IT'S JUST I WANT HIS MEMORY TO BE RESPECTED.
WE'LL JUST RUN IN AND GET THE HEADLINES
PARK ROAD.
YOU GESTURED?
SCRAMBLED EGGS WITH CHEDDAR CHEESE
WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY SHIRT?
WE USUALLY --
SORRY. I FORGOT TO TURN THE ALARM OFF.
I SUPPOSE WE SHOULD DISCUSS THE INSURANCE PAPERS.
MMM.
I AM NOT GOADED. I AM SO FAR FROM GOADED.
WHETHER OR NOT WE CAN SUPPORT THIS.
WE CAN'T PROVE IT, BUT EVERY SO OFTEN,
I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL. WHERE ARE YOU LIVING NOW?
FOR A KID TO LEARN THE WORD "BATHROOM"?
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL COLLEGE COURTYARD IN AMERICA.
FINE.
WELL...
DO YOU -- I MEAN, HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE A-A --
ESPECIALLY THE NEW ONE, PLUS BOWIE.
ARE YOU GONNA WATCH ME WALK AWAY?
I WAS MARRIED, AND I THREW IT ALL AWAY
FINE. I'LL GO.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT YOU DON'T LIKE ME.
I MET YOU WITH MARTY. NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN...
YOU JUST SEAT YOURSELF NOW?
YOU TALKED TO HIM LIKE HE WAS DIRT,
OKAY.
YOU GET YOUR OWN TAB.
THEY'RE WORKING FOR ME, TOO.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT I LOOKED A LOT LIKE MY UNCLE JERRY,
HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL COLLEGE COURTYARD IN AMERICA.
AND WE WILL NOW LEAVE YOU TO FINISH PUTTING UP YOUR POSTER
IN A CAFFEINE FRENZY.