Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THANK YOU, GRANDPA.
GIVE RORY A KISS FOR US.
SORRY.
I THOUGHT WE COULD GO EXOTIC NOW THAT IT'S JUST US GIRLS.
MINE, NOT YOURS, NOT YOURS, NOT YOURS, YOURS, BUT NOT YOURS.
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
UNTIL NEXT WEEK...
I THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING, TAYLOR.
LARRY, LARRY, NO.
WHO USED TO LIVE HERE 10 YEARS AGO?
DOES NOT MEAN THAT I WILL EVER LIKE THEM
ONE DAY IT WOULD BRING ME LUCK.
I SENT THE CHECK OFF TO THE LANDSCAPER A WEEK AGO.
I'M VERY PLEASED WITH THE TURNOUT.
I'M NOT SURPRISED.
'CAUSE SHE SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL.
HE TOLD YOU THAT?
YOU STILL IN?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I KIND OF WONDER WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF HE HAD LIVED.
I'M BUSY!
WHEN ALL THE TIME YOU'RE REALLY IN LOVE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND,
WELL, I'LL GET DRUNK, YOU GAIN 500 POUNDS,
IT WAS VERY SAD.
I AM NOT SURPRISED.
MMM, GLASS SLIPPERS, A BACKWARDS BASEBALL CAP...
HE WAS A GREAT WRITER
I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER
YOU CAN SEE WHERE I GET THE IMPRESSION
WELL, MAN, I WILL SAY ANYTHING FOR A CUP OF COFFEE.
OH, THANK GOD.
WE HAVE GOT TO GET A COURTHOUSE IN THIS TOWN!
THEY THINK IT'S SOME WEIRD THEME PARTY.
LORELAI, THIS THING WE'RE DOING HERE -- ME, YOU --
AND, OF COURSE, HIS DAUGHTER WAS UPSET WITH THE MOVE,
I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE HURT MY FRIENDS.
SO, YOU HEARD THAT MARILYN HORNE IS ACTUALLY A MAN?
WITHOUT PEOPLE NOTICING.
THE MOST BIZARRE THING HAS HAPPENED.
FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT.
OR YOU'D BE COMPLETELY IRRESISTIBLE.
YOU DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE.
YOUR FINANCIAL SITUATION HASN'T CHANGED AT ALL?
HE'S A BIT MORE THAN A TEACHER.
EXCUSE ME?
NO, THIS IS FINE. YOU'RE OUT NOW, SO...
EXCELLENT SHIRT. I CAN SEE WHAT YOU SEE IN HIM.
AND DO MY RESTORING THERE?
OOH, THAT WAS BAD.
MOM, I'M SORRY. I'M ABOUT TO GO INTO A THING.
EVEN THOUGH THEY DID MISS OUR CHRISTMAS PARTY LAST YEAR,
OH, MADONNA LOUISE,
"FINALLY THEY STUMBLED PAST A DILAPIDATED OLD TAVERN
ARE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR MY SHOES!"
YES, MARTY. I'M SORRY.
YOU PULLED ME UP.
I THOUGHT THAT PARIS WOULD BE HERE ALREADY.
TO SAY GOODBYE.
"AND MAISY WORKED AT THE SCHOOL,
"SO THAT ALL OF THEIR FRIENDS AND FAMILY COULD COME
SNIFFY WAS DEAD?
DID PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON WRITE THIS?
PEOPLE, DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU
OH, MY GOD.
WOW.
YOU'RE AT A BALL GAME, YOU DRINK A BEER.
HELLO?
"MAISY FORTNER AND BERTRAM 'BUDDY' LINDS
NO, IT'S BEEN VERY QUIET.
OH, WHY, THANK YOU, SIR.
I'M NOT GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SITS AT HOME ALONE IN THE DARK
AND FOR A WHILE, IT ALL WORKED VERY SYNERGISTICALLY.
[ ALARM BUZZING ]
I THINK YOU SHOULD RESTRICT YOUR CARS TO THEIR GARAGES.
THOSE JEANS ARE REALLY WORKING FOR YOU.
MAYBE THEY DON'T CARE.
I THINK WE GOT A SERIOUS DEBATER IN OUR MIDST.
OH, THAT IS AMAZING.
I WON'T, MRS. GILMORE.
EDIT, PEOPLE.
HIS GRANDDAUGHTER SARAH IS THE WORST.