Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but, uh, I can also be a world-class gambler.

not like H-2-flow.

My point is, Sweetums is an evil, profit-hungry corporation

He's Not Wearing Any Pants What's Wrong With Him?

Plain water? Yuck.

literally rethinking everything

Take a sip of this delicious water

that wants to turn your kids into bad-at-math,

Oh, my God. These dogs are so cute.

This whole crib-recall thing has got me

but Drink-ems seems pretty boring to me,

than the last book on parenting I read--

and imagine it coming out of your faucets at home.

tiny genitals, misinformation,

I'm like a white, male U.S. senator.

I thought I knew about parenting.

What's the lesson?

about making all the right choices

through metaphors.

My anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours.

I will tell you-- I am fine.

MPP is an emulsifier as well as a plus-7 PH buffer.

Got an Asian girl to sit in it once.

What do you want?

that captures your spirit.

you're basically a war criminal.

and you can talk to the salesperson.

I found some pretty compelling facts about Drink-ems

I'm as loose as a goose.

in parenting, including me.

I'm a businessman. That's what I was born to do.

of your daily monopotassium phosphate requirement.

I want to throw up and kill myself.