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What do you want?
My point is, Sweetums is an evil, profit-hungry corporation
tiny genitals, misinformation,
MPP is an emulsifier as well as a plus-7 PH buffer.
Good morning.
Got an Asian girl to sit in it once.
I'm a businessman. That's what I was born to do.
about making all the right choices
of your daily monopotassium phosphate requirement.
literally rethinking everything
Right?
I'm like a white, male U.S. senator.
I'm as loose as a goose.
Oh, my God. These dogs are so cute.
but Drink-ems seems pretty boring to me,
Okay.
I want to throw up and kill myself.
you're basically a war criminal.
Thank you.
What's the lesson?
My anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours.
than the last book on parenting I read--
that captures your spirit.
not like H-2-flow.
I thought I knew about parenting.
Plain water? Yuck.
He's Not Wearing Any Pants What's Wrong With Him?
through metaphors.
This whole crib-recall thing has got me
and imagine it coming out of your faucets at home.
Get in there!
Take a sip of this delicious water
but, uh, I can also be a world-class gambler.
I will tell you-- I am fine.
and you can talk to the salesperson.
in parenting, including me.
I found some pretty compelling facts about Drink-ems
that wants to turn your kids into bad-at-math,
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