Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Plain water? Yuck.

I thought I knew about parenting.

What do you want?

that captures your spirit.

and you can talk to the salesperson.

literally rethinking everything

He's Not Wearing Any Pants What's Wrong With Him?

but, uh, I can also be a world-class gambler.

about making all the right choices

than the last book on parenting I read--

I'm like a white, male U.S. senator.

I want to throw up and kill myself.

I'm as loose as a goose.

I found some pretty compelling facts about Drink-ems

My anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours.

Oh, my God. These dogs are so cute.

Got an Asian girl to sit in it once.

Take a sip of this delicious water

I will tell you-- I am fine.

not like H-2-flow.

I'm a businessman. That's what I was born to do.

of your daily monopotassium phosphate requirement.

you're basically a war criminal.

and imagine it coming out of your faucets at home.

that wants to turn your kids into bad-at-math,

through metaphors.

What's the lesson?

in parenting, including me.

but Drink-ems seems pretty boring to me,

This whole crib-recall thing has got me

tiny genitals, misinformation,

My point is, Sweetums is an evil, profit-hungry corporation

MPP is an emulsifier as well as a plus-7 PH buffer.