Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What do you want?

My point is, Sweetums is an evil, profit-hungry corporation

tiny genitals, misinformation,

MPP is an emulsifier as well as a plus-7 PH buffer.

Got an Asian girl to sit in it once.

I'm a businessman. That's what I was born to do.

about making all the right choices

of your daily monopotassium phosphate requirement.

literally rethinking everything

I'm like a white, male U.S. senator.

I'm as loose as a goose.

Oh, my God. These dogs are so cute.

but Drink-ems seems pretty boring to me,

I want to throw up and kill myself.

you're basically a war criminal.

What's the lesson?

My anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours.

than the last book on parenting I read--

that captures your spirit.

not like H-2-flow.

I thought I knew about parenting.

Plain water? Yuck.

He's Not Wearing Any Pants What's Wrong With Him?

through metaphors.

This whole crib-recall thing has got me

and imagine it coming out of your faucets at home.

Take a sip of this delicious water

but, uh, I can also be a world-class gambler.

I will tell you-- I am fine.

and you can talk to the salesperson.

in parenting, including me.

I found some pretty compelling facts about Drink-ems

that wants to turn your kids into bad-at-math,