HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
panic, death, Jenny McCarthy.
Exactly.
Oh, yeah, that thing is a deathtrap.
- Continue. - Fun.
if you leave right now, we will make your spirit dog
There's absolutely no way we are doing this.
about Sweetums and their great new product.
I got the Colts grill going,
We're just goosing our water supply with fluoride?
Look, Jamm's already ruined fluoride.
They found maxicylofentabol in the glue.
I love him, and I will do anything
All he has is fear-mongering.
'cause this duck is on fire.
while the sun sets over puget sound.
Sweetums president Jessica Wicks.
I know we haven't spent a lot of time together,
Did you do something to your hair?
- Is that bad? - Yes!
- "T." - Dazzle.
You're unpredictable, complex, and hard to read.
what just happened?
You're beautiful, yet cold and aloof.
- Let's get out of here. - He's smiling at us!
play my oboe in the jacuzzi
which makes you a rare black Siberian husky.
On my side, I have facts, science, and reason.
- What? - And dirt...
That water contains teeth dazzler,
will have H-2-flow in their drinking water.
Did you need me for something?
- Yeah. - Uh-oh!
I'll double-check with Tom, but I'm, like, 95% sure.
I bought my crib in Bloomington,
but he's doing it with a smile on his face.
Oh, my God.
What's he gonna be in ten years--Snoop Laser Snake?
simply by being in his presence.
Ooh.
Sweetums is prepared to take over