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(HUMMING)
All right, Ralphie. Let's see what you can do with a hundred.
Come on, people. Be cool.
Today marks a new dawn for Springfield.
(YELLING INCOHERENTLY)
I'm afraid Lisa's rage stems from extraordinary disillusionment
I've forgotten what it is.
Safety! Safety! Die for safety!
Well, that sign would look good hidden under my bed.
Duck - Elephant - Fox - Gorilla - Hippo - Iguana - Jellyfish - Kangaroo - Lion - Monkey - Narwhal - Owl - Penguin - Quail - Rhino - Snake - Tiger - Unicorn - Vulture
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
You look like the mascot for some horrible southern college.
You don't have a tail anymore.
It's like the Sixth Amendment or something.
With it, I'm a costumed hero like George Washington or Dame Edna.
where everyone can see how nice it is.
getting past next month 's special recall election.
Then what protects you if we crash?
Our next question is for the Safety Salamander.
(GULPS)
You what?
Fox Crocodile
is gonna run against me.
Bloop, bloop, bloop.
Crocodile - Duck - Elephant - Gorilla - Hippo - Snake - Tiger - Unicorn - Vulture - Zebra
Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, I'm afraid we have a real problem with Lisa.
Gorilla - Hippo - Iguana - Jellyfish - Kangaroo - Lion - Monkey - Narwhal - Owl - Penguin - Quail - Rhino - Snake - Tiger
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Does this mean there's no such thing as Daddy Claus?