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Dad, we gotta do something.
It's my day!
(SIGHING)
She's not going to get over this quickly. I know women.
(ALL GROANING)
Oh, can I come with you? I know I can't!
Even those negative campaign ads aren't hurting you.
Your press secretary.
Lisa, sweetie, I think your father
Mid-June?
Which of you boys hurled Lisa Simpson's backpack through my window?
## [ Bart Humming ]
(CHUCKLES) Hey, people may not love Homer Simpson
Well, Dad, you tried to make this town a better place.
the city's commercial tax base?
attained the 5% necessary to win.
P
School buses don't have seatbelts.
Just get out your hunting knife and cut the umbrelical cord.
2 x 11 x 131 = 3586
(SCREAMS)
I'm forever indebted to you, and my many creditors.
Safety Third
(GROWLS) (LISA SCREAMS)
Does it still keep hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold?
Tiger - Unicorn - Vulture
LISA: Yeah, I warned you about that.
(FIRE ALARM RINGING) (GRUNTS) on!
lam your nephew.
Ugh. I better wash that thing.
Ox Bull
Mmm-hmm.
( sirens wailing, engines revving )
Recall! Recall! Recall!
"Daddy's Face-Down Thanksgiving,"