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They were only in there a short moment together before Dee came back out.
She wears it well.
Dee came out of the bathroom in her new costume feeling quite saucy.
And I'm surprised you even know who the Phantom of the Opera is.
Ah, shit.
Is that, like, a sexual thing?
That... was insanely masculine.
is I'm not gonna beat the shit out of you, so let's go.
- No? - No. You got parts of it right...
Well, you should give a shit, 'cause one of you is the father.
Yes, there were passionate sounds of lovemaking...
I see you received my invitation.
- I don't know how you're gonna get all that milk off of you.
Who wouldn't feel that way after banging -
We got to spend a lot of time in the Civil War section.
'cause I remember we were all starting to get pretty lit at this point.
Yes, and it wasn't 'cause of Dee, obviously.
We are gonna hit up ancient Egypt though. I'm very excited about that.
Browning Out
- I have to defend your honor! - Please stop it!
You are dressed like the Phantom of the Opera. He's not a vampire.
As do I. Quite well.
- What the hell? - Whoa. Time out, buddy. What's going on here?
- That's when Dee came in. - Oh, hey, Dee.
Look, I do not give a shit about your problems, Dee, okay?
- No, I don't. I don't. - This party blows.
It's fatness, Frank, plain and simple. It's a person becoming fat before your eyes.
Okay, you know what? Shoo. Shoo. Get out of here. Shoo. Shoo!
The only consistent part about every single one of these stories...
After you broke free...
Yes.
And if you guys are cool with it, then I'll be perfectly cool with it.