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Yeah, but here's the thing - Once you throw a gif like that out...
So Dee thinks that I'm the dad, but, Dennis, you're the dad!
So look- So if you guys are cool, then I'm totally cool.
Dennis is the father of that baby.
Not at all.
And I'm probably gonna use it a lot right now.
You thought it was me 'cause you wanted sex from me! But you got sex from Dennis!
Stupid costume.
- Those are all - - Yeah, I mean -
It's cool now.
You should see the look on your face.
or whatever it was that you were saying, we shouldn't talk about it.
I'm pretty sure at a certain point...
- You look like a turkey! - Yeah.
she assumed he would be the easiest to take advantage of.
Yeah, me too. I browned out that evening.
Look, dude, you've been bugging me all night, okay?
I have to defend your honor!
and rolled it up into a ball, and then she -
And just then the waitress came in.
Out of my way, bird.
Is there something wrong with that?
that you had sex with Margaret McPoyle that night?
And then you showed up wearing a different costume at the last minute.
and our costumes were pretty cool, except for yours.
- Uh - - Yeah.
Don't flush
Didn’t happen.
- But I want to save it for, you know - - Save it, save it, save it.
Because it's really interesting and innovative, and I thought maybe you'd want some lessons.
You guys are on your way to a museum to spend the night. Hey, have a great time, guys.
I got to call her or- I'm out of here.
Yeah? This all sounds right to you? Okay, okay.
You will learn this!
it definitely sounds like that, 'cause I remember crying!
Are-Are you absolutely sure that you and I did not have sex...