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- Charlie, didn't happen. - What? What?
uh! i'm insanely high on diabetes
I don't even really know how to make the bird jokes anymore. Like, they don't apply.
- Who's this jerk? - Uh, this is my boyfriend.
Oh, shit.
- Anything ring a bell? - That was quite a night.
I held up my end of the bargain.
Yes, I was having an argument with Artemis...
you will touch ittttttt!!!!
She took the- the dough...
You're always doing that. Are you trying to tell me something?
- So you can see - - Oh! Get a little dust cloud going.
Got her pregnant at the Halloween party? What does that mean?
Dee! Dee!
And you're not even getting that right.
we got to go confront the McPoyles about this now.
I was in the back of the bar when the commotion began...
@aeroshady get my back
It's the stupid sexy costume!
- Yeah, yeah! - Those are all -
we decided to have makeup sex in the men's room.
You thought you had sex with Charlie...
to wash that poor girl's blood off his hands.
Ah, shit, dude. Oh, shit.
Oh, well, that makes sense. Mac slept with her at the party.
because she wanted another Dumpster hump, and I wanted to stay at the party.
No, I went with a sexier look.
Insanely masculine.
"Browned out"? What's "browned out"?
It's public domain at that point
of lovemaking coming from inside.
Besides, did you guys see that cooze over there dressing like a peacock?
Yeah, but that was before, when you said it was one of us.
- What? - That wasn't me. I switched costumes with Dennis.
She incorporated a tortillia in the lovemaking.
- We could do it. - Boom.
"Totally different!"
So I walked away. That's when you were doing your thing.
And it worked like a charm. I had Frank all to myself for a month straight after that.
You're a big, fat, flightless bird!
First of all, don't say I went as Spider-Man. I didn't go as Spider-Man.
you wandered off muttering something about the costume being too sexy.