Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can try me, but I will not promise you anything.
- Mac's the dad! Chant with me. - No -
- No? - That's not the way it happened.
you know, 'cause of the stupid Twilight movie and all that other crap.
You wanted sex from me but you got sex from Dennis!
It's certainly gonna be a lot better than sticking around the bar all night...
Mac, help me, please! I need you!
So here's what I remember from my brown state.
Dee was clearly on a warpath...
you guys don't actually think that things are going to come alive...
Hmm.
Frank and Artemis were sitting at the bar...
I suppose I do recall a few bits and pieces.
and I just finalized a delicate truce with them.
Damn it. I was hoping I wouldn't have to admit this, but I guess I have to tell you.
Jesus, man, I'm sorry. Fine, I'll call her.
Delightful
but I didn't really give a shit, because despite looking like a cartoon bricklayer...
I didn't tell you which night yet.
I don't remember that night.
- Uh, I don't think so. - "Oh, I don't think so."
Oliver, help me please, I need you
- Yeah. - Well, you know...
Woof, woof. She wears it very well.
You know, I want to call her an emu...
That you banged the peacock chick is not the mystery.
Knowing that Charlie was the weakest...
You thought it was me 'cause you wanted sex from me! But you got sex from Dennis!
You guys have been obsessing about this all night.
That's good, right? And then the second great thing for you...
Ooh.
He was about to get his ass kicked by that giant dude.
Help me please I need you!
I remember that night well.
I got milk all over me!
Now, whether that means Charlie running into his ancient spirits...
I had a tremendous amount of douchebag blood all over me
some kind of a commotion at the other end of the bar.