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and only serial parking offender!
‐ Get off the zoo, Mom!
♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
‐ Okay, okay, I'm starting to see it!
‐ Kimberly, shut your phone off.
‐ [sobbing]
but you at least need to pass!
‐ Juice boxes? ‐ Yup.
‐ Fill in for me at my anniversary dinner
‐ Dad, will you sign my history test?
‐ Did Gutter dance on a desk for your birthday?
‐ Okay, what are we looking for, Mom?
‐ It's not just the dancing.
‐ It's just you with a stapler, right?
but with those Pad Boys, you seemed like a... kiss‐ass.
‐ [distorted] I'm white and black and go round and round.
‐ That's the spirit, honey!
There's always people above you
‐ Okay, but this one isn't as good.
a water retention spell on Samantha
‐ You know what, Kimberly? I'm feeling like it.
And she doesn't need your validation to be happy.
Let's hear you say that when you're strangled
‐ Who are those guys?
‐ [cheers] ‐ Mama!
‐ You call that a parody of "The Natural"?!
‐ Okay, I think we hit our max on asses for today.
‐ Eye on the ball, Jackie!
Winning Isn't Necessary!
‐ Ugh.
‐ I'm assistant coach of my sister's team,
if my dad dies.
Go for the ball! ‐ Huh huh.