Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

we will be sure to drink a silent toast to you.
was from me eating a whole mess of salty pork rinds.
[whistle blows]
but voters can be fooled by that!
‐ Wait, let's see what they have to say.
‐ Strike! ‐ What did I tell you?!
‐ You heard him, Bradley! Pass!
Figuratively.
That's just the way things are in an office, honey.
‐ Hmm.
Hey, did you get my theory about fake handicap placards
because it gave some men the wrong impression.
‐ Food boob. ‐ It's called breastfeeding.
‐ Twenty‐two percent?
‐ Henley, look at you working those brittle vegan bones!
You're strong.
Guess who's proud? Your mutter! Unh!
‐ I'll never be high priestess!
It's a kid's cup and I've got some overflow!
‐ Ugh! You make everything boring.
I had some theories on who it could be,
Do not die on me!
‐ Huh. Everyone's suddenly stopped,
I'm afraid you're looking at community service
My partner got hit! It's bad!
both: Eight.
Isn't that the whole idea of kids' sports?
‐ And you haven't said anything about how I look
but I don't smell a charred body.
‐ [gasps] Tortellini... Eight years... dead end...
♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
It's kicking!
[whistle blows]
‐ Oh yeah, I've been cooking up something
‐ Oh, okay, like baby aggressions!
Jeez, Mr. H., whatchu think this is, Applebee's?
‐ Mom, the Pad Boys are here! ‐ What do you see, Shane?
‐ Oh my God.
Her curses are just spells,
‐ Nice meeting you! Sorry about your life!
‐ Ow!
Rules. ‐ I get it, Mom.
‐ How many years have you guys been doing this?
‐ Oh, that's great, sweetie! Who's my little superstar?!