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I'm afraid you can't take the money at any pace, Detective.
Oh, excuse me.
Whoa. I'm... I'm sorry, I...
How may I help you? Ugh!
And for the record, I love ferrets.
Aah!
Danke. Mr. Frontbut.
All right. Hey.
What? [Sneezes] Damn it.
roughly $193,850.
would I be hosting a charity poker tournament tonight
Yeah, I can't...
[Monitor beeping]
Let's take out the trash.
You fell under that bus, and I thought that was water under the bridge.
Looks like we found our first...
Come on, get happy.
and I've never lost at poker.
[Groans]
You don't play the cards. You play the players.
Hmm.
More specifically, it's a rare Himalayan soft belly.
[Bleep] [Bleep]
- How about Meegan? - Where'd you get the ferret?
happy bday
Fish and Game Division, rodent task force.
You son of a... hey, hey, it's not worth it.
I don't have to listen to this. We won the war.
I have a 3 and a card that tells you how to play.
Damn it, I hate you so much.
[Laughs]
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