Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let's see you fix it, then, asshole.

Car AI: Figure out how to drive me together

Stop swerving. You're swerving.

Hm, maybe criminals will actually be honest with me.

Hey, Beth, how much integrity is left on the mortgage?

I was busy, Jerry.

Jerry, thank you for bringing me into The Rake Situation.

W-We've gotta do it.

Just two best friends on the run.

[ Vacuum cleaner whirring ] [ Cellphone rings, clicks ]

[ Birds chirping ]

- Aw. - Aw. - Oh shit.

[ Sighs] There goes my Thursday.

Thank you for the crystals. Morty, get in the car.

[ Grunting ] H-Hang on. I think I got it.

Your own kids think-- You could help, but you don't.

I'm mistake-proof.

Really lay into him.

At this point, I'd even take a podcast.

Ooh, you wanna replace it with a holographic rake? Oh, that'd be fun.

No surprise there.

and he brought him in, which I told him not to do

I-I waste my brain? Yeah, Rick.

[ Alarm beeping ]

They will ensure the mob never bothers you again.

And put the briefcase down.

It has become increasingly clear my daughter married a man

This is Rick Sanchez.

Yeah, because God doesn't haggle

At this point we gotta shoot and hope.

Y-You guys have milkshakes?

Yeah, I do. It's my mystique,

but I've got Morty, and he is fine.