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who remembers all technology as powered by springs and gears.
[ RickBody and JerryBody laughing ]
Well, it's fucking lame, okay?
[ Grunts ] Gotta split?
Please, like you didn't get an upgrade.
Aghh. What a family.
I'm using my son-in- law's vocal cords because I'm amazing.
[ Cellphone rings, vibrates ]
Garage AI: Medical emergency detected.
Morty, it's me, Rick. Get in the car.
got merged with a chunk of Jerry's.
I am so sick of this "born smart" shit. Are you gonna kill me?
Yeah, I know, because you look the most like us.
Pretty easy to follow.
Your dad and grandpa are dead, Morty.
like Liam Neeson. Do not pretend
Straighten that pillow.
Look, here's the deal.
♪ I can tell that we are gonna be friends ♪
All that brain, and you just waste it.
[ Snorts ]
It's the ass kissers you have to keep in line.
I am Jerricky, and I only need to love myself.
[ Chuckles ] You Coneheaded son of a bitch.
We know where you are.
Oh, wow. Good guess.
Alright, boys, nothing could have prepared us for this.
I-I think it's clear you both love each other
The rake. Oh, my God, should we do it?
Don't get in the car, Morty.
What have you two assholes done?
Or, you know, admit genius isn't random
I'll fix it. I just need to scan for-- Ow!
Rick would never have been able to admit that.
[ Cellphone rings ] Burger & Fries. Who the hell is this?
What a turn.
RickBody: Wait, w-what? Aren't you describing kidnapping?
♪ Safely walk to school without a sound ♪
[ Yells ]
We're two farts in the wind, baby!
That's slang for crystals. Morty, show him.
this asshole owes us.