Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I could maybe find somebody for you if you were gay.
- Oh, my God! - Holy crap buckets, we got it.
Baby, it was a mouse. It had whiskers.
As long as I don't have to spend it with a bunch of phonies.
- Really? - Yeah.
(LILY SCREAMING)
Although this transvestite hooker said he/she would do you for half price
I should give it a few more days.
She's a dermatologist. I have skin.
once my shirt's off, so I'm gonna ask you now.
OLDER TED; That's right, I did the math,
then, yeah, it's like the Loch Ness monster.
My friend, you just poked the bear.
Wait, but if it's not here, that means...
I'm a failure. I'm all washed up. I tried everything, Ted.
OLDER TED: You see, sometimes in life
So, what are we doing today?
- and it's awfully fond of cheese. - Okay. This is getting weird.
Sample sentence, Billy Teded up when he tried to...
Come on, there was a computer, and there were eight fish
That is so true, Ellen.
Hey, Ted, there's a message on the machine for you.