Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(LILY SCREAMING)
OLDER TED; That's right, I did the math,
Come on, there was a computer, and there were eight fish
then, yeah, it's like the Loch Ness monster.
OLDER TED: You see, sometimes in life
That is so true, Ellen.
My friend, you just poked the bear.
Wait, but if it's not here, that means...
So, what are we doing today?
I should give it a few more days.
I'm a failure. I'm all washed up. I tried everything, Ted.
- Oh, my God! - Holy crap buckets, we got it.
Baby, it was a mouse. It had whiskers.
Sample sentence, Billy Teded up when he tried to...
Although this transvestite hooker said he/she would do you for half price
As long as I don't have to spend it with a bunch of phonies.
- and it's awfully fond of cheese. - Okay. This is getting weird.
She's a dermatologist. I have skin.
Hey, Ted, there's a message on the machine for you.
I could maybe find somebody for you if you were gay.
- Really? - Yeah.
once my shirt's off, so I'm gonna ask you now.