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Yes. Sarah O'Brien. I fixed her up six months ago.
Also see, Ted up.
but you've exaggerated it in your mind, you know, like the Loch Ness monster.
Close the window!
let's say, plus-minus five years.
I went to Love Solutions and I saw on Ellen Pierce's computer
I told my friend Sudeep about it.
- Hi, Ellen. Remember me? I'm Ted. - Ted. Hi.
It's for the bourbon.
Everything in life can be broken down to ones and zeros, even love.
(CLANGING)
How do I say this? This is gonna be really hard.
What the... Joke's on you. I have a cold.
Sarah O'Brien loves brunch. She wants to have two children.
I really think I'm ready to stop being a me, and start being a we.
So which is it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Ted out. To overthink.
Okay. I get it.
You can't be serious?
You're losing me.
"When suddenly, an array of..."
No, 8.5 is an extremely good match-up quotient.
you wind up not getting married this weekend, give me a call.
It just felt like there could be this weird connection between us.
Plenty of fish in the sea.