Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I widened the search parameters, I tweaked the program.

Don't you wanna stay and see the cockamouse?

No, thanks. I don't need an algorithm to meet women.

Okay, it's back. And this time we got a good look.

Hey, this may sound weird. But it'll definitely sound more weird

No! What the hell was that? You trying to get it drunk?

I have a 100% success rate. That's my hook!

Oh, yeah, it's been stuck in my head ever since I heard it this weekend

You bastard. I actually got excited about this.

It's not life-threatening, but we should excise the rest of it.

And it's the size of a potato.

And if you feel confident that you could reel one into your boat

- Excuse me? - Okay, I...

- So, did you get a good look at it? - Yeah.

So, what now, it's a cockapotatomouse?

you just have to accept that certain things can't be explained,

So if we take into account the most recent census data,

The doctor will see you now.

Aren't you even a little curious? The woman who set you up

You just gotta get back out there and keep looking.

No, I won't. You're gonna die alone.

4.5 million women.

that you and I are a 9.6. Your fiancé's only an 8.5.

For as much as we know about the cockamouse,