Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You said it was gonna be three days.
but I just want someone who's not afraid to hold me at night,
like your friend "Jack Package."
Right, I have a kind of mole on my back.
5.4, 4.8, 5.6...
Robin, open the window!
(WINGS FLAPPING)
Just ask all of my happy couples.
You're being ridiculous. I'm gonna be up on that wall one of these days.
Sure it's good. It's solid. But a 9.6?
Well, by some million-to-one long shot, and I'm not rooting for this,
with your fiancé thinks we're a better match.
and, oh, we can't forget those lesbians.
SARAH; Ted, hi, This is Dr., O'Brien, About today,
All finished, gentlemen?
If by "like the Loch Ness monster" you mean "totally exists and is awesome,"
Your boat is sinking. That was good.
- No, you won't! - Yes, I will!
I'm so done with the single life. All the games, the meaningless sex.
and that's kind of scary.
You deserve more.
Shouldn't we just beat it to death with a bat?
Actually, I got through that okay.
Ted! Hurry! You got to help me, my boat is sinking.
We'll meet our soul mates, nail them, and never call them again.
There are eight fish in that big, blue ocean, Ted.
Ted, look. I have lunch. Please.
And every year, you're just getting older and it's getting harder and harder.
Holy mother of God! It's headed this way!
I'm exactly the same.