Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, maybe your computer will help, maybe it won't, but it'll happen.

Did the horizontal, 10-legged, inter-species cha-cha?

Ted, there are absolutely no women out there for you.

- But it can. - And it has.

Ted up, to overthink something with disastrous results.

You have a basal cell carcinoma.

Yeah, an 8.5 guy.

because you kind of look like John Cusack

A beacon of hope for New York City's lovelorn.

when I get there, but I gotta give it a shot.

Don't touch the computer.

(WHISPERING) And these are just the attractive ones.

I have more photos in the bathroom.

Another round, and back it up for me and Lily!

Yes, there's nine million people in New York,

- How do you know? - I don't know, but I believe.

Okay, we get it. You're skeptical. But Marshall and I, we're believers.

there is still so much we don't know.

- What? - It's empty.

Yeah, we do that behind your back.

You want to be her boyfriend. She already has a boyfriend.

- Oh, Ted, I'm so sorry. - Yeah, it was a long shot.

Its diet is not unlike our own. Grains, cereals,

- So I should keep looking? - Of course you should.