One If by Clam, Two If by Sea - Family Guy [S03E04]

mmm... mmm... mm-mm-mm.

Aw! Look at the little baby!

Bloody 'ell! I've gone and wet meself.

I'll give you an awkward moment. One time during sex, I called Lois "Frank".

Hope the loo is working.

You don't even know who I am.

You are the anchor that gives my spirit licence to soar.

By George, she's got it! By George, she's got it!

My God, is that what I've been doin' to people? I belong here.

Ah, the fat guy's struggling. Hit him, you stupid pigs! Hit him. Use the billy...

Holy crap! It's a gay bar!

Bloody 'ell! I've gone and wet meself!

Oh, my God. See that guy? That's the most vicious killer I ever put away, Steve Bellows.

So, you ladies ever been penetrated?

I say, Carruthers, you know what's very, very funny?

Bloody hell! My lunch was in that hat! Egg and chips with jam butties.

Unless the question is "Do you not like me?"

Bloody hell.

Yeah, back off. We kicked your ass in World War II and we can do it again.

- I like the fat one. More cushion for pushin'. - Thank you.

That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli.

- Thank you, Tricia. Stay tuned for further... - Aaargh!

And what a sweet ass.

Ow! That hurts!

- Yep. - Yep.