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- A man was killed? - A Federale, right in front of him.
God, you are killing me with that booty.
It's bad for the liver.
...and all it's gonna cost you is 80 thousand and one pound...
...your lawyer here, he cooked you up a pretty killer deal.
...I think he's looking at time served, then probation.
He’s like 50 or 70 or something.
I don't know what you're talking about.
No.
I mean, what are you complaining about?
- Who? - Oh, thank God! Oh, Christ!
Trust me, you folks have nothing to worry about, okay?
Look, look. What about reprisals?
That's better.
So this is, what, blackmail?
Law Attorney
You're gonna call your mommy or your daddy...
I digress. Good things are happening.
What?
d d
I ask you a straight-up question, I expect a straight-up answer.
So...
Yeah, and felony quantity.
What? What are you talking about?
Oh, I thought...
I'm gonna set your nephew straight, get him singing like a canary...
So it's a shame that we have to meet under these circumstances.
I was, you know-- "He's out getting an evidence bag...
Trust me, sir, your nephew won't last in prison two weeks.
Did him. I did him.
- Excuse me, the DEA? - Yeah.
Why don't you just kill Badger?
...that there's cops in the back of a garbage truck.
Oh, no, no, no!
I just have to go is all.
All right. There's our boy.
...Jimmy figured out how he could use his talents to turn a profit.
Anything you say to me is totally privileged.
For a price, Jimmy will go to prison for you.
Didn't I take these already?
But you know what?
You look nice is all.
So if you wanna make more money and keep the money that you make...
So go ahead and ask.
Yesterday I got home and found him.
It's going straight to voice-mail.
...and so ends up without a scratch on him.
His wife killed him, all right? It was open and shut.
- What? - Now he shows.
Finding myself awake at 3 in the morning.