Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Constitution of America?

Badger is way too loyal to roll.

On purpose? The guy goes to prison on purpose?

I was out partying, minding my own business...

Get out. I'll do something.

You're gonna get me off, right?

I'll tell you, you've got the right product.

So, what do you think? They see us?

...that could lead to his arrest.

...you don't want a criminal lawyer.

I could really go for some Chinese.

And, you know, pot is like stepping stones.

All right. I'm hitting it.

First thing, you'll put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.

Then wake him up. He can sleep after we're paid.

You did bring the cash, didn't you?

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman.

Are you a police officer?

What's up, guys? Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you.

Frightened of things that could happen...

Get out in the real world.

Dude is like Houdini.

You don't give us the name of your supplier...

DEA, huh? For a street bust.

...maybe we should light up.

There you go. Enjoy.

You better seriously hope that airs out.

- Wait, and Badger is gonna spill? - Like the Exxon Valdez.

Is this gonna be every weekend now?

In my office, man. Let's see what you bozos been up to lately.

- Working? Oh, like DEA working? - Schrader, we're missing it. Schrader.

Sooner or later, this was gonna happen.

But with some sound advice...

And it's only his first dealing rap...

Is that like the one your mom works at?

And after that, we can discuss Visa or MasterCard...

You should have taken it.

Food for thought, yeah?

Just to show you you're being an asshole.

I'm more of a "better call saul" guy

What, dude wouldn't take a bribe?

Skyler? Are you there? I don't know what to do.

He's actually more comfortable inside.

I mean, what if, God forbid...

That ain't me, man. I...

But no deals with the DEA.

By the way, where do you keep the money?

The guy who got his head smooshed used to be a client of mine.

- Who the hell is that? - I don't know.

I believe that until proven guilty...

Come on. I was joking. Come on.

...I think this can end very well for you.