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Voicemail?
This only works when they're scared of you, remember?
Okay, you're now both officially represented...
Option B: Brandon goes up to the penitentiary...
Which is which?
Now, if you just tell me who your supplier is...
...and gets his rectum resized about yay big.
Dude, I just wanna get high.
Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Yeah, another one right over there.
So, what do we do about it?
I... I need to talk to you. I...
Walter, I'm your lawyer.
The uncle. That was your guy?
Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?
- What's this from A.P.D.? - Been checking with them to see...
It's work, Walt. And everybody is gonna be there.
Badger got busted.
So you bought a bed.
What, a shrink? No, no, no. Can't go down that road.
How old is this Heisenberg?
...the best legal representation ever.
Wait a minute. This is in regards to what's-his-name?
Okay, let's start with a name.
Especially drug dealers.
What exactly are you offering to do for me?
He's done nothing but apologise.
I'm a lawyer. Even drug dealers need lawyers, right?
He just goes by Heisenberg.
No, I better hit it.
It's done just for tax purposes.
All right. Lame-ass TV ads aside...
I mean, follow me, but if a mosquito is buzzing around you...
Here we go, public masturbation
- Go that way. - Forward is better?
It's on your head. You're not supposed to double up on vitamin A.
I like people who don't, like, abuse the Constitution.
Freeze! Hey, right there. Don't move.
Oh, yes.
You seen Badger?
Yes.
Too slow! What's up?
- You are under arrest. - I'd better call Saul!
If you ask a cop if he's a cop, he's, like, obligated to tell you.
What'd you say to baby face?