HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Any questions?
I'm not in the shakedown racket.
The Constitution says you do. And so do I.
Hey, I got it. Go over there and punch that dude right in the face.
Secondly, he gets 30. Fifty goes to me.
Three pounds should be 48 each.
I've been told that one of them killed another man...
Medium height, medium weight.
Okay, who's next?
He has a nose like a damn bloodhound.
There's still a few details to be ironed out...
Right now, he's the only thing holding up this deal.
Is that right? Yeah, you cooperating?
The cops are like butchers. Always got their thumbs on the scales.
Maybe you'll change your mind.
Look, you remember Emilio?
Absolutely.
Who do we have?
This young man is cooperating fully.
You let him take his chances on the outside.
...if they come across that famous blue meth of yours.
Hank, I thought that was you.
I'm gonna get you a second phone call.
And if I can find you, how far behind can the cops be?
Look at my tiny clit dick Oh god don't you ever stop playing with that loser
...or your parish priest or your Boy Scout leader...
I will kill your entire family bithc
I've seen better acting in an epileptic whorehouse.
Ever since my diagnosis...
Just chill, okay? Count your money.
Look at you.
Don't you cover for him, bitch.
- Oh, no, no, no. - What? What? Let me see.
Sometime during the Clinton administration...
Yeah?
Entire life behind bars.
...and assume this is just a negotiating tactic.
Oh, no.
What brown van?
And all he keeps saying is, "I'm fine. I'm fine. Leave me alone."
- We'll talk about it later. Just floor it. - Should I back up?
My dad will keep your security deposit.
I'm more of a "better call saul" guy
Douchebag.