Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and the love of my life!
I cannot believe I lasted an entire year
Um...
It's a little bit shocking
- I got you, I got you. - THEO: Okay, chips!
up your vagina at Columbia next year?
That's, that's what I meant also.
♪ I just want the bread and bologna bundles to tuck away ♪
Really? Like, now?
(hip-hop music playing)
AMY: And it costs $71,000
(sniffles)
I thought I knew everything about you.
I-I was being a coward.
Do it for me. Come on, Amy. Come on.
I'm out of here. Wasn't even here.
No, I don't. Got, like, 13.
Okay. (exhales)
- Of course. - Nick. You need more... Oh.
Well, Amy and I are gonna skype
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I never have to see any of you
Well, with her, there'd be more...
Okay, well, if you guys are here,
or calling people on their shit
THEO: Yeah! That's it.
I'm gonna go downstairs.
♪ No caressing... ♪
Can I get a what-what?
- Excuse me? - Sorry, what, my friend?
Well, that's just her gender performance.
That's not at all the same.
Look who made it!
You didn't?
You don't have to shove anything down.
Oh, my god.
♪ 'Cause the toter of the toolie'll ♪
They're gonna come in here. They're gonna find us.
Good morning.
Still workin', and, you know, the baby...
That's my bad. But we are here.
- Yeah. - Okay, you don't move.
But if you wanna go to Nick's, you should really go.
What are you...
It's intolerable.
- HOPE: Ew! - Um...
GIGI: Fuck!
It's a long trip. (chuckles)
See, well, that's easy for you to say
You're a bad friend!
♪ Oh, I know you're faded... ♪
Yeah, fuck it. I approve. You're up.
(breathing heavily)
Nick, where are you going to school next year?
He sprained his ankle. She had a hearing aid.
♪ Goes by ♪
And smart and also brave.
(indistinct chatter)
(both laughing)
No, I'm not... You know what, I'm not gonna move.
♪ Look at these pros look at these clothes ♪
What? No.
♪ It's not fair ♪
God, I'm gonna miss you. Come here.
You guys don't even care about school.
What?
(singing) ♪ And I'm here to remind you ♪
Of course I do. I know where all the parties are.
You can make yourself come using only your mind?
No! Can we just stop talking about this?
- PRINCIPAL BROWN: Okay. Okay. - "...a proxy..."
- What is this? - MOLLY: No!
Because they were dipped in an unbelievably potent drug.
Yes, he did! Yes, he did.
Otherwise, we're just gonna be the girls that missed out!
- Okay. - MOLLY: Definitely.
Oh, my god. Are you guys out of your fucking mind?
Abso-fruit-ly, ladies.
Yeah, you are.
(Molly groans)
TANNER: I wish she was fucking 40, man.
MOLLY: I'm sorry. Are you shutting the door on us?
this might be a felony.
I'm taking a gap year.
Fuck the soccer ball.
PAT: Oh, my god! Oh, my god! What the fuck?
'Cause the funny thing is, I actually have a weapon.
Okay, Alan, you don't have to do your entrance
That was your plan! That was never my plan.
(echoing) Worked harder.
♪ I'm gonna take you to the hospital ♪
My crew was counting on me. I mean, I was their Sully.
♪ Don't close your hands ♪
(indistinct chatter)
Everybody calls her that.
- Uh-huh. - Yeah.
- Okay. Get her. - Whew! Okay.
- AMY: What? No! No! - MOLLY: No, no!
- Thank you. - Yeah, thanks.
"Shakespeare in the Parking Lot."
GIGI: I told him. Those guys seem quiet,
Ooh.
All right. After you. After you.
(indistinct chatter)
I'm just so thankful we get to spend the whole night together
I'll come back a moment, okay. Don't move.
I would make passionate sex to Molly Davidson.
Horrible. Like... horrible.
♪ I don't care and they're aware ♪
What the fuck is wrong with you?
- (smacks lips) Amy? - Don't do your lecture voice.
Nick and Theo do have great chemistry.
I don't need to use my brain.
when we were at school, all of us.
♪ I started this job selling rocks and arrows... ♪
- (girls chuckle nervously) - Oh, this town.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Do I wanna know what a "tin of special things" is?
Oh, my god.
Yeah, I'm fine.
but the bennies are pretty tight, man,
- When I lived in Barcelona. - (Molly groans)
Up to you.
♪ And I looked up in my mirror ♪
Not, like, sex stuff. I mean, like, you know...
Not a single Jamba Juice, like, every Jamba Juice.
♪ No! ♪
I know women apologize too much,
My boobs are too heavy. I have no core.
Make her feel good.
Lean In: Women, Work and the Will to Lead...
- All I'm saying... - No.
- I was going through a thing. - (whoops and laughs)
where my father can walk in at any moment.
♪ I don't work for free I am barely giving a fuck away ♪
DJ Rod!
Dude, scissoring is not a thing.
(phone buzzes)
Audiences deserve something original, I think.
Um...
Wait. Where are you going?
Bye, Gigi.
MOLLY: You're embarrassing me.
you ladies deserve.
Um, what the fuck am I wearing?
Come, come, come. Now, now, now!
(water splashing)