Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

no, no, no, no!

and she said she, she, she hit a possum

- I'm not gonna move. - Yeah?

Molly, what time is it? You have to go.

(both laughing)

Why do you look like that?

It's different from her sexual orientation.

and before you know it, you'll be neck deep in Ryan.

♪ I'm not here to ask about your mother ♪

- we don't need characters... - Hideous...

Like, It was bad. You know I'm banned from Jamba Juice?

I left my tin of special things

Oh. Work. Get it. Tushy.

Okay. That's embarrassing.

♪ These bitches ain't fuckin' with me killer... ♪

♪ But to be honest, I'm getting concerned ♪

♪ Crockett, Crockett, hide it in your pocket ♪

Anyway, I need to go over the end-of-the-year

- (stammers) Just call a Lyft. - Fuck.

AMY: What the fuck? What is happening?

Well, I've never done the splits in my life.

I like my choices,

The Dust Bowl can wait, bitch!

AMY: Oh, probably not rolling, though...

- AMY: No. - MOLLY: No, no, no.

- Nobody asked for that. - (Alan groans)

so we can get into their 24-hour library.

WOMAN (on tape): You've worked harder than everyone

Fuck... No! Not right now.

♪ Crockett, Crockett ♪

♪ Oh, I know you're faded ♪

Great air flow back there. Get on in there.

See you, Molly.

- JARED: No, please don't get on my car. - GIGI: I'm fucking spent, Jared!

AMY: Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

(both breathe deeply)

Mmm... no, I'm pretty sure you can,

♪ Burning, looting, and pillaging ♪

Do you have the address? We can't find it.

- Okay. Ready? - Mm-hmm.

There's not a soul here, Ames.

And all he cares about is being cool and having fun,

you know, celebrate this wonderful achievement?

Good. You're ready to dominate this day.

(club music playing)

Honestly, anywhere I can find a couch to crash on.

And I know it'll haunt me. I'm a peaceful person.

We're at Lido's Pizza on Victory Boulevard.

Oh, okay. Well, that's actually noble.

- AMY: Really? - Yeah.

Alan, I was so clear in my text.

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

♪ Baby, let all them voices slip away ♪

2-8-3-1. Well, tha-tha-that's my pin number.

who has to deal with their creepy smiles

(ball clatters)

vagina involved.

Maybe my body can like him,

I thought you were a sex-positive feminist.

most stunningly gorgeous creature

Fuck you, dude.

in the United States.

Wait, wait, Molly Davidson's gonna be late

you know, 'cause when I'm scared,

How did you graduate sixth grade?

You guys excited?

♪ And I'm carried by the sound ♪

Oh, well, that's not really what I meant.

Do you know a Lyft driver that knows

Dude, you're in full-on jail. (chuckles)

♪ To deny me ♪

my dick can't get hard.

I'm looking straight down at it.

Just kidding. I don't have one.

♪ I rob Charlie Brown, Peppermint Patty ♪

(exhales sharply) I knew you guys partied.

- Wait, what? Why? - MOLLY: She's... No.

♪ Nobody speak nobody get choked, hey ♪

♪ If you'll never see 'em coming ♪

Under eight minutes? You're joking!

Educational purposes.

(laughs excitedly) Yes! Yes!

Wow. You know you only get, like, one Malala a year.

of bacon-wrapped dates is over,

Please be good to my Amy.

- Amy! - The safety's not on!

Maritime law. Just come check it out for a little bit.

(stammers) Don't show me your pass code.

I have this thing where I like to hear

I, too, have a fear of big cats.

Just a down, but a flip.

That's just Gigi's vitamins.

Dude, how am I supposed to get that?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- so we will send you our Sunday Times. - Yep.

How do I pee? How do I shit?

♪ I'm a bitch I cannot be bothered ♪

Nick's auntie's house is about to be poppin'.

Yeah, Amy's spending the summer in Botswana

So, get some tunes goin'.

who's gonna peak in high school.

I want you two to go to this party,

AMY: I gotta put that in the old suitcase.

(clears throat)

(engine revving)

Did you just score your teacher's phone number?

(stammers) Are you okay?

(both whooping)

I mean, I don't even have nipples.

♪ You, you, you oughta know ♪

actually stay here for a while.

because she thought he laughed at me.

The little white cat from The Aristocats.

- SAMANTHA: Whoo! - Are you kidding me, Samantha?

well, and i also blew them.

It's literally all we do.

But hey, you stay right here, yeah?

You guys want a drink or a smoke? Nothing?

We did it. We went to two parties.

Tanner, where's the rubbing alcohol?

- No, I don't think so. - Dance party upstairs!

Oh, shit. That's crazy.

Shouldn't you be, like, marching

- Move! - AMY (gasps): Jeez!

- Susan B. Anthony. - God damn it!

- That wasn't my best. - Come on. Jesus Christ.

- I missed you so much. - MOLLY: Been one night.

You don't wanna go to Nick's lame house party.

cheese and sala-me being your dad

Too many ladies wanna lock this down,

Well, it definitely was a party.

And he's been killed like a dog in the street!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

since, like, seventh grade.

with your face on it, Jared.

I just, you know, wanna see some stuff before college.

♪ Of the mess you left when you went away ♪

Dude, nothing has gone according to plan tonight.

Well, dude, we went to a party.

- Oh, oh! - (upbeat music playing)

That's... He broke art rules. Name a person who broke a real rule.

♪ We curse them and all their children ♪

And some weaker people might call that a tiny crush.

- Special friend. - Normal friend.

I've seen it, like, 50 times.

♪ Bitch, I got a attitude ♪

Its adrenaline and rage just made it stronger...