Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

what I'm doing with all that stuff yet.
♪ I want to make this play ♪
Thank you.
BOY: Let us live! Oh, my god!
- Are you okay? - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
you'd bully me into staying.
Well, see you at graduation, Molly.
♪ I don't wanna stress you out ♪
I don't usually leave my underwear
You don't. A boat is international waters, right?
It's a means to an end.
No. We are not stopping.
Fuck! No one is answering!
You called Malala.
Imagine if I just went in. That'd be weird, right?
Uh, I'm, I'm playing soccer at Stanford.
She gave roadside assistance
(mic feedback squeals)
some dog walker's gonna find your bodies
Museum of death, 'cause its smog is killing us all.
We are the only assholes who did one.
(students exclaiming and whooping)
We're gonna arrive right at the crest
Nobody around here even attempts the Thursday.
That's what the kids are doing, right? (purrs)
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Hufflepuff, like Harry Potter?
Plus, not everyone's lucky enough
Miss Fine.
(both screaming)
(all cheering)
No, no, Molly, please, I'm asking you. Let's just go.
Okay. Looks like Jared did a pretty good job.
Jared, you are not my student.
There are more prisons than colleges
Have a great... (purrs)
are casting their ballots for his penis.
Excuse me. Jesus Christ!
You do not speak to her that way.
Aaron, I can see you breathing.
Amy, you'll love this.
I missed you.
Um, that's cool.
Cool, cool, 'cause I'm, I'm gonna go talk to Ryan.
But really, I don't know any more than you guys.
Not as sharp as your chin.
How's it going? Did you find Ryan?
But it's not like they ran out of gas
What do you mean?
Call the paramedics. Call the police.
We were at school together.
♪ Hey! Well, that's exactly what a nigga came for ♪
It's just a sexy documentary. It's a hot doc.
from my analysis yesterday,
You're doing fantastic.
and he doesn't even look at girls
MOLLY: Thank you so much for your help!
Why are you even at a party?
I am dead serious.
Wait. What do you mean "on board"?
Um...
♪ Murder you friggin' Moolies ♪
- Right there. - Right there.
I will be directing, and Alan...
Enough with the revivals already. It's total bullshit.
Okay.
♪ We know it, keep goin' ♪
is actually supposed to be my thing.
but it turned out to be a graveyard.
I gotta go take care of them, make sure they don't kill themselves.
- Yeah, Molly hates Nick. - Thank you.
(soft hip-hop music playing)
(inaudible shouting)
in your weird-ass bathroom. Watch my stuff.
(cell phone buzzes)
(laughter)
- Where is it? - Come into my office. Now.
I'm not gonna be here.
As Fuck!
(breathily) Listen to me. We're gonna be fine.
We both know that Nick only ran for VP
so I can get out of here...
...is at his aunt's house.
who takes no prisoners...
"of my femininity to the status quo.
- Yeah. - This is honestly, it's exhilarating.
It was great, wasn't it? (chuckles)
Okay, I got you, I got you,
(purrs) have a great summer.
Okay? You still have a chance.
Yes! Oh, my god!
AMY: What?
Stand atop the mountain of your success
♪ I'm a fool for that shake in your thighs ♪
- AMY: Mm... - (sniffs)
We're looking for Nick's party.
All he wants to do is goof off.
Sorry, I just really don't know
- We know. - They need to know.
♪ Oh baby ♪
(mimics elevator whirring)
Oh, my god! I'm so sweaty!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
And, you know, the pendulum then swung
- It's shocking to me. - (door opens)
(tranquil music playing on speaker)
Woo!
Listen to me, this actually might happen.
- (shower running) - Amy, just go.
Of course.
- Hmm. - AMY: But, uh...
You're coming with me.
Where was this energy
If you ever say anything like that about yourself again,
because they plan the dances.
♪ Oh, ooh ♪
(distorted) My last words!
It's not my fault.
oh my god, my pussy is fucked up
and grief.
TANNER: Yes, he is.
AMY: All right. Well, just so you know, I know my rights.
♪ Nobody speak ♪
you force me to do whatever you wanna do.
AMY: Careful.
'Cause there has been an emergency.
Honestly, pushy is a compliment.
Or did I actually get president Molly
Amy!
You're serious, Jared? This is your party?
(stammers) You don't drag me,
"this sort of thing happens all the time
MOLLY: Okay, you know I get car sick, Amy.
"And I'm ready to take the fists
We are A-plus people,
to not discuss where anyone is attending next year.
Why the fuck am I at two percent?
Uh, Molly, I have no genitals.
You know that we are too smart for that.
My mistake. My mistake.
Fuck.
- (both exclaiming) - Hey, come here.
- At least take the heels off. - I'm fucking spent.
♪ Does she know that you told me ♪
No girlfriend for me. I can't pick faves.
♪...little wench I'm unmentionably fresh ♪
Oh, Jared!
Let's go home.
No, no. N-o. Thanks. Uh, you actually...
I said it to you. You can't smoke.
Am I fucking losing my mind?
♪ Ay, boy, whatcha say, boy? ♪
Please. You two saved me from rewatching Gilmore Girls.
and wherever you three are next year, I hope you do, too.
- Yeah. - Ah, it really is. It is.
(stammers) Well, just this look.
- Why is she here? - Oh. Excuse me.
(sighs)
Good. I'm glad you guys are having some fun
Okay.
♪ Would she go down on you in... ♪
Are we gonna go to school, or... MOLLY: No.
♪ I'm the baddest in the building ♪
AMY: My legs are, like, half an inch longer than yours.
(sighs)
Senora Fine.
(in English) I'm not getting any of it.
(both laughing)
I can't believe that happened.
- So, I have to stock up. - (Amy groans)
Okay, I'm going to pee