Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(shoe clatters)
No, it's not, because you're not the one
we're not gonna go on a post-college trip together,
Do you guys have a weapon?
Oh, god. She's glowing.
- He seems to like it. - I think we should go home.
and get into good colleges.
What about the po... Is she gonna be okay?
so I got a lot of shit in this car.
It died.
You've worked harder than everyone,
Yeah, and you're Amy...
Oh, my god! Graduation.
- we have to go over. - Come on, man!
5'4"?
and I'm gonna continue to do that
We did drugs. We can say we went out.
Diane Sawyer, Joan of Arc, Queen Noor of Jordan...
'Cause this part's over...
♪ Get running, start pumping your bunions, I'm coming ♪
I'm going to Yale, too.
Every time I come to visit you,
the end-of-the-year budget, so if you could just...
♪ So slowly ♪
(breathing heavily)
registers him as an ideal mate.
♪ While erect, screaming "Yes... ♪
none of us can.
♪ With a point and hollow ♪
Fake college IDs,
but she'd probably make you quiz
And I'll tell you something...
Look, I use, just...
You are a philistine.
(scoffs)
♪ Top billin', come cops some villainous shots is boxed ♪
(continues in Chinese) Criminally negligent homicide!
Okay.
Wait. This is your house? Alan!
Nick's like the great equalizer.
♪ You, you, you oughta know, Alan ♪
I'm so glad you called.
♪ Oh baby baby baby babe ♪
the night before graduation.
She projects disgust to cover up a deep desire...
In, in, in. Go, go, go.
Okay, that voice did not make you sound older.
Things are going so well over here. Like, really, really, really well.
Divine. I mean, it's palpable. (chuckles)
Fair townspeople, I swear to god!
♪ Y'all niggas got me hot ♪
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I haven't slept with anybody.
(clicks tongue)
AMY: No. I'm not gonna think about...
Nobody knows that we are fun.
Yeah, here. There you go. Catch.
Oh, shit.
♪ Nobody speak nobody get choked ♪
Yeah, right next to me. Please, sit here and let's go.
but you're actually pretty fun.
(exhaling loudly)
"Prepare to get consensually bashed," that'll say.
We get it. We get it.
Argh. Can we just stop talking about this,
You go from that to Avril Lavigne.
Was that Cardi B?
♪ They'll never break the shape we take ♪
Uh, Molly, you're a fucking doll.
All right.
Something you guys should be thinkin' about.
And I may not have before, but I see you now.
What?
♪ Money, I got money ♪
- Sure! - Don't engage, don't engage.
- Really? - Yeah.
with an electric toothbrush.
I'm a fun person to have sleepovers and lie around with.
I'm so sorry. These shorts, they don't have pockets.
Oh, shit, that...
(pop music playing)
♪ Now face the flame, fuckers, your fame and fate's done with ♪
...because you're gonna be on a flight
Um, Char-Char. Dougsicles.
before I would have guessed he hooked up with Ryan.
Nick, there's some student government stuff
You got a mic. You gotta sing.
HOPE: (giggles) Sorry.
AMY: Okay.
Oh, my god, here.
♪ I will walk into a court ♪
- For you, I... - For me.
I need you at a two.
You don't even know me.
- Hey, Amy. - It's her.
Oh, gosh.
Just, just make up a story, but don't say
- but they're great cold. - It's all right.
Why would you do theater when you could do debate?
That way, you guys can call or text me
- Chicken spring roll? - No, thank you.
Oh, is it over?
We're gonna trade some information,
(Amy grunts)
(school bell ringing)
- True. - PRINCIPAL BROWN: I hope
Dude, no. I am screwed. I can't leave.
We talked about Harry Potter. He knows I'm a Slytherin.
- MOLLY: Jesus Christ. - AMY: Wait for me!
half-Slytherin, half-Ravenclaw, yeah?
(exhales)
Gigi likes to crunch them up and snort them.
Harvard.
I've done whatever you wanted all night.
Are you about to say you're gonna judge me
RYAN: What?
to be a footnote in your story.
♪ All these hoes around here sitting on they ass shots ♪
Rule of threes.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Um...
What? No, she's... (laughs)
(mouths)
Well, it's yours now.
he was just looking at a meme on his phone.
♪ Nobody speak nobody get choked, hey ♪
AMY: It's all she had.
I don't think we are.
a time to celebrate.
I'm gonna have to pay a fine
JARED: "I am a woman.
Think of it as a documentary.
this high school and this earth has ever seen,
(upbeat music playing)
(tires screeching)
We're not. She's not...
Not even pot?
Hmm.
she also asked me to remind you that...
I can't look right at it.
- When did you decide that? - When I applied.
- Oh, oh, oh! Hey! - AMY: What? What? What?
Well, I got no problem with a filing cabinet.
One, we have fake IDs.
- Didn't I, Jared? - JARED: You did. She said it.
But I got a horrible UTI.
It's basically a popularity contest. He's useless.
♪ Nobody speak nobody get choked, hey ♪
I know this is unrealistic and bad for women,
Yeah. (chuckles)
We just want as much time together as we can
Oh, my god, can you believe that, by the way?
♪ In his shit give me lip... ♪
(Nick laughing)
(both chuckle)
that much I understand. It just...
Do you wanna text her to see if she's okay?
and that is why you're a champion.
Um, so, isn't it crazy that it's the last day?
- Come in. - (peppy jazz music playing)
would you mind driving us there?
Stanford University? (scoffs)