Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not even pot?
Diane Sawyer, Joan of Arc, Queen Noor of Jordan...
♪ In his shit give me lip... ♪
we're not gonna go on a post-college trip together,
Yeah, and you're Amy...
And I may not have before, but I see you now.
Gigi likes to crunch them up and snort them.
What? No, she's... (laughs)
It died.
and get into good colleges.
Oh, my god! Graduation.
Are you about to say you're gonna judge me
- Chicken spring roll? - No, thank you.
Nobody knows that we are fun.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
♪ While erect, screaming "Yes... ♪
Oh, shit.
♪ Money, I got money ♪
♪ Nobody speak nobody get choked, hey ♪
half-Slytherin, half-Ravenclaw, yeah?
Was that Cardi B?
(pop music playing)
Um, Char-Char. Dougsicles.
What about the po... Is she gonna be okay?
(Amy grunts)
♪ Oh baby baby baby babe ♪
Oh, shit, that...
You don't even know me.
I need you at a two.
Yeah. (chuckles)
We're not. She's not...
and I'm gonna continue to do that
(shoe clatters)
the end-of-the-year budget, so if you could just...
she also asked me to remind you that...
Yeah, here. There you go. Catch.
Do you wanna text her to see if she's okay?
♪ Now face the flame, fuckers, your fame and fate's done with ♪
I'm a fun person to have sleepovers and lie around with.
- Come in. - (peppy jazz music playing)
- but they're great cold. - It's all right.
Argh. Can we just stop talking about this,
AMY: Okay.
♪ Nobody speak nobody get choked, hey ♪
We're gonna trade some information,
We get it. We get it.
the night before graduation.
I'm so sorry. These shorts, they don't have pockets.
Oh, god. She's glowing.
Hmm.
JARED: "I am a woman.
We did drugs. We can say we went out.
Well, it's yours now.
♪ You, you, you oughta know, Alan ♪
...because you're gonna be on a flight
Divine. I mean, it's palpable. (chuckles)
5'4"?
Every time I come to visit you,
(Nick laughing)
That way, you guys can call or text me
- we have to go over. - Come on, man!
Yeah, right next to me. Please, sit here and let's go.
You are a philistine.
would you mind driving us there?
I've done whatever you wanted all night.
You've worked harder than everyone,
Nick, there's some student government stuff
but you're actually pretty fun.
♪ With a point and hollow ♪
Uh, Molly, you're a fucking doll.
Wait. This is your house? Alan!
- Sure! - Don't engage, don't engage.
(clicks tongue)
Um...
You go from that to Avril Lavigne.
Oh, is it over?
♪ So slowly ♪
- He seems to like it. - I think we should go home.
HOPE: (giggles) Sorry.
Just, just make up a story, but don't say
Okay, that voice did not make you sound older.
- Hey, Amy. - It's her.
And I'll tell you something...
(school bell ringing)
I don't think we are.
'Cause this part's over...
I haven't slept with anybody.
Oh, gosh.
♪ Top billin', come cops some villainous shots is boxed ♪
- Oh, oh, oh! Hey! - AMY: What? What? What?
to be a footnote in your story.
so I got a lot of shit in this car.
(scoffs)
(continues in Chinese) Criminally negligent homicide!
- Really? - Yeah.
♪ They'll never break the shape we take ♪
All right.
(mouths)
Something you guys should be thinkin' about.
none of us can.
I can't look right at it.
She projects disgust to cover up a deep desire...
AMY: It's all she had.
(both chuckle)
Fair townspeople, I swear to god!
♪ I will walk into a court ♪
(exhaling loudly)
Oh, my god, here.
he was just looking at a meme on his phone.
AMY: No. I'm not gonna think about...
Why would you do theater when you could do debate?
- For you, I... - For me.
In, in, in. Go, go, go.
- MOLLY: Jesus Christ. - AMY: Wait for me!
- When did you decide that? - When I applied.
No, it's not, because you're not the one
♪ Y'all niggas got me hot ♪
(upbeat music playing)
a time to celebrate.
What?
Do you guys have a weapon?
I'm gonna have to pay a fine
"Prepare to get consensually bashed," that'll say.
We just want as much time together as we can
It's basically a popularity contest. He's useless.
♪ Nobody speak nobody get choked ♪
(breathing heavily)
with an electric toothbrush.
RYAN: What?
♪ All these hoes around here sitting on they ass shots ♪
that much I understand. It just...
Oh, my god, can you believe that, by the way?
Stanford University? (scoffs)
Okay.
- True. - PRINCIPAL BROWN: I hope
Well, I got no problem with a filing cabinet.
Harvard.
registers him as an ideal mate.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I'm going to Yale, too.
I'm so glad you called.
and that is why you're a champion.
But I got a horrible UTI.
We talked about Harry Potter. He knows I'm a Slytherin.
I know this is unrealistic and bad for women,
Dude, no. I am screwed. I can't leave.
- Didn't I, Jared? - JARED: You did. She said it.
(exhales)
(tires screeching)
this high school and this earth has ever seen,
before I would have guessed he hooked up with Ryan.
Think of it as a documentary.
You got a mic. You gotta sing.
Nick's like the great equalizer.
♪ Get running, start pumping your bunions, I'm coming ♪
but she'd probably make you quiz
One, we have fake IDs.
Look, I use, just...
Fake college IDs,
Um, so, isn't it crazy that it's the last day?
Rule of threes.
Things are going so well over here. Like, really, really, really well.