Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- No - Wait. What?
Yeah, and she's pregnant, too.
Jared, it's fine. Isn't she your girlfriend or something?
- That's more than Harvard. - OFFICER: Yeah.
Do people really think I had sex with a prostitute?
That is exactly what I am.
Ferris isn't trying to fall in love...
(chuckles)
♪ Of the cross I bear that you gave to me ♪
ever enter your minds?
Okay. You know what?
I've heard great things. And hey, everybody else
- GEORGE: Yeah, yeah, yeah. - (cheering and applauding)
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
(horn blares)
Unless...
♪ Take my hand, take my everything ♪
AMY: Go!
who's ever doubted you.
It's like Guy Fieri's wet dream.
to really show each other how much we care
on a boat, shitting in buckets.
THEO: Morning, my queen.
These are just mounds.
This song goes out to my cast.
every single night! (laughs)
Like, not even ironically.
Come sit down, we'll cut the cake,
Amy!
Oh, my god.
What if we get in trouble?
- You guys are serious? - TRIPLE A: Mm-hmm.
Let's focus on getting through the rest of the day without...
Oh, fuck!
♪ No ice, with a straw, yeah ♪
♪ Baby, let all them voices slip away ♪
but much, much worse.
We have to do this.
I can't believe you didn't tell me
- Amy! Amy! Amy! - (girl shushing)
- MOLLY: What? - AMY: What? No.
♪ Nobody speak ♪
Um, it's okay.
(upbeat music playing)
- I meant more like... - I'm... I'm gonna go.
Molly...
No, I think we need to leave. Come on, let's go.
We still don't have the address to Nick's.
You know this is why people say
to have secrets, and now we have one.
Oh, speaking of vulva,
Or are there exceptions for ass-kissers?
Can you fetch me an inhaler? 'Cause I can't breathe, Amy.
If you don't tell me what it is,
You understand that greatness takes sacrifice.
"My heel..." Your heel in my what?
(stammers) So, how is your summer going?
Oh, right. Right, okay.
Pre-loaded with photos of all our best high school memories.
Would you be afraid to go to Uganda...
W-Well...
What if I don't use my hands?
- Neck deep in what direction? - You tell me.
Dinner's about ready.
- You have to go. - Amy.
Visualize what you still want to achieve.
Hey, Miss Fine? You should come party with us tonight.
(angrily) Somebody give me the address.
- Well... - Every... I mean, look at...
- (thud) - (clattering)
♪ Picture this I'm a bag of dicks ♪
Boom.
- Not the nose. - On the head.
to supplement the, uh, the old income.
- Ryan. Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. - Where? Where?
One time I ate a legal pot brownie
GIGI: Keep it down out there!
Our, our friend, she just texted us,
(scoffs) Because some of us enjoy working with others.
- I have no breath. - What?
I... I don't know what to do once, um...
- I'll give you mine after. - Oh, no, no,
Can I see you again?
- (girls chuckle) - All right.
- A little. - Just a little nippy.
Hey, Amy, there's...
Go get 'em.
- the fuck out of here... - Oh, my god!
MOLLY:...the idea of submitting to authority.
there are in this country?
People can sense it. It turns them off.
Malala!
This isn't possible.
Here comes the one percent.
(inaudible)
♪ And time can do so much... ♪
(Amy inaudible)
♪ Look at these pros look at these clothes ♪
We made, uh, mushroom cap and gowns.
Fuck those losers.
You're 20, right?
AMY: No!
That shit' s like a filing cabinet down there.
- Stop! - Do pandas roar?
- I will now be attempting... - AMY: Wait, look.
♪ I just pay them, I don't care ♪
- (woman 1 moaning) - WOMAN 2: That's fuckin' hot.
- I am so sorry. - What the fuck?
All of those women are European trafficking victims.
MOLLY: I have to see for myself.
- I'm really stressed about it. - I'm...
(music stops)
♪ You tryna play coy like a Gameboy? ♪
Nobody's winning in that outfit. (hisses)
I've never lied to my parents before.
Congratulations, guys.
♪ Ow, we need the funk... ♪
hog-tie your ankles,
Malala.
other people's sexual preferences?
You know, they say you never forget your first.
JARED: All right.
- Thank you. - Of course, of course.
This is crazy. We graduate tomorrow.
- Who's "they"? - We are not one-dimensional.
I thought the strawberries would have hit by now.
- (mace sprays) - (both exclaiming)
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
N-not in, like, a violent way,
- (muffled music playing) - Prepare to get bashed!
Came in a little hot there.
It's infuriating.
She's a sad person, you know?
(CD player clicking)
- I am a powerful woman." - BOY: My boy!
♪ Motherfuckers try to tear us apart ♪
What if Gigi takes it and dies and our prints are on the tin?
- GIGI: Fuck! - You all right?
- No, no, no. Gege. Gege! - (Gigi screaming)
♪ But if you buy my drinks I can act like I do ♪