Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Now, who could drive away from the corner? ♪

That's the whole thing with pass codes.

♪ Nobody speak ♪

AMY: Hand sanitizer. Chapstick. College IDs.

(music fades out)

Gege, are you okay?

Oh, I, I am out.

Seriously, don't worry about it.

(students cheering)

♪ Give it to me now ♪

How do you feel, huh? You look stoked.

- AMY: Love you. - MOLLY: Love you.

MOLLY: Come on up. Come.

Thank you! Thank you so much!

I deferred Columbia until next fall.

Please fucking leave.

- I don't... - A down flip.

DOUG: Charmaine, get to the safe room.

I'm literally gonna physically die.

What will I be doing during that time, you might ask?

Stop it, stop it, stop it. Stop.

WOMAN (on tape): Good morning, winner.

- He's dead! - Who's dead?

We're on a boat ride now. What's up with that?

(muffled grunt)

and cries in the bathroom at parties.

- and now I'm just... - Be still, my heart.

Okay. I know you are.

I just need to be smooth and flexible.

Okay? It's all love.

- Genius. - Yeah.

on her SAT analogies while you fuck her.

♪ I'm too legendary, it's so... ♪

Don't touch me.

MOLLY: Our legs don't bend.

I'm sorry. We can touch your clothes?

You girls need a ride?

about having to land a commercial airliner

they worked Sasha Obama's sweet 16.

- (girls gasping) - I feel like if I don't,

why don't we play a rousing round of... J'accuse!

- Hey, I have to stock up... - Once a day.

- Oh, my god! - JARED: Welcome to the club!

♪ But you wander through your thoughts ♪

Not even each other.

and videotape the whole thing for a couple days.

♪ Don't look back, I want to break free ♪

with your name on it.

Call me on that weird international flip phone, okay?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I'm sorry, but I don't get it.

If Nick's what you want, then that's what you deserve.

You are literally glowing.

- Don't knock it until you've tried it. - It's not a thing.

Okay, Waze says 19 minutes. We're doing it in seven.

Well, I don't need to know all the words.

No. Honestly? No.

- AMY: Um... - No.

so I'm good. That was...

before you go to Africa.

- Yeah? - Yeah. Yeah.

- I don't know what... - I can't think about it.

And some of us know how to win.

It's a party, technically.

a video of people hookin' up.

♪ Look at this dough, look at this gold lookin' evil ♪

♪ Roll woolies to smoke with Snoopy ♪

I just like that she's...

little baby Jared at the bottom.

(police siren chirps)

- That's great. - MOLLY: Mm, my girl!

♪ Who's that there in that mirror?" ♪

Hi, it's Molly and Amy.

♪ El-P killin' it, Killer Mike killin' shit ♪

head off to college,

♪ Here in my arms ♪

I'm gonna give you the address.

I had some really dark moments there in my 20s.

We don't want them to feel insecure.

What does that even mean?

Gambling behind the bar. Do you guys tan?

Did you guys go in the pool? What's going on?

It's okay. Amy! Amy! We will get it tomorrow.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- You're gonna kick it off. - Okay.

- Thank you, Miss Fine. - Kill it.

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(old jazz music playing)

You fucking morons. Jesus.

Sorry, are you talking about porn?

If only there was just...

I could have you across the state line

♪ Oh, ooh, no, love ♪

unless they look like Triple A.

I think it's healthy for a relationship

I was kicking ass and busting curves,

You couldn't have just gone around?

Yeah. you know, my mom can drive us to the ceremony.

AMY: Oh, that's too much milk. He, he just had too much milk.

- A lady detective. - Oh, really?

Why does he always do that?

(car door opens)

- What did you say? - Molly loves Nick.

♪ Favorite jeans on my rear ♪

Hey, have you guys seen Amy?

(Molly breathes deeply)

You were incredible! You were so scary!

♪ A long, lonely time ♪

MOLLY: Amy, we need to get

and find some people who are into the same weird shit I'm into.

- AMY: Oh, sorry. - (Hope chuckles)

- Nope. Doesn't work for me. - Hmm.

Yeah, I encouraged your summer abroad.

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what are you doing out here?

Make her feel like she's not so lonely.

- Oh, no! - Pretty cool, huh?

- What? - Let's go to Nick's party.

Hey, um, I might pretend

Can you please stop repeating that sentence?

Don't worry about it, chica.

We did it. Huh? We got you through high school.

Don't touch your eyes!

Take the helmet off!

(both exclaiming)

(inaudible dialogue)

- (plate shatters) - Oh, Jesus!

Okay, okay. (chuckles)

Just a quick Q.

(clears throat) The SS Lit As Fuck!

- THEO: Here. - (Tanner groans)

♪ Huh, you doin' shots from afar... ♪

(stammers) You know, this job's a good way

Oh, my god. What the...

- Not just the principal. - Cool.

(stammers) Uh, do you have a phone charger?

Oh, that's fair. Okay, I'm sorry.

♪ Now, who could drive away from the corner? ♪

I mean, it's not Apple,

You were spending more time on, like, the hair

- Where you going to school next year? - I couldn't be less interested

How 'bout you don't knock it until you've tried it?

- No, you're a fucking doll. - What?

♪ Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest ♪

Okay, wait. So, what is this address I'm taking you to?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

♪ Valiant without villainy Viciously foul victory ♪

Look! Oh, god, you're bringing Lingling.

This is obviously not helping.

That position is...

Grip escape move!