Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, my god. Alan responded.
We did it. Let's go home.
Ame, just go find Ryan. It'll be great.
take you to some cabin,
I don't audition.
I got recruited to go code for Google.
(orchestral music playing)
are just one cheese and one sausage pizza.
WOMAN: "Internalizing the revolution."
That was nuts. (chuckles) I don't know what that was.
All the fucking girls call me that, too.
♪ Money, I got money ♪
- (rapid squelching continues) - (Molly and Amy exclaiming)
Review your histories in the parlor.
You have to put my heel in your hole.
These proportions are insane! Where's my chub?
ALAN: I have a wake to plan.
(breathes deeply)
And you just willingly got in the car of a strange man?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- we were talking about... - BOY: It's our last day.
to three senior guys last year.
♪ Give up the funk ♪
where I gotta catch it in my mouth. It's complicated.
- Don't move. - Okay.
RYAN: I'm so stoked you're here, dude.
Like this.
No. You're just one of those people
Amy never called you that.
My husband, Robert, was an esteemed Broadway director
to house an inmate in California.
- Okay. Mm-hmm. - Yeah?
- (bottle shatters) - Okay! I'm calling security.
is taking a million APs and getting into Yale
(sniffs)
Yeah, why do you think I'm here?
No.
- Rosa Parks. - Name another one.
This is insane. You made gift bags?
- (Molly chuckles) - Um...
we're having a date night or anything.
Okay. We've broken a lot of rules.
Once we get to Nick's, all of this will be worth it.
I always felt like we were similar.
straight white man, your time is..."
I know where Queen Noor is from.
and it's mid six-figures, so I'm not complaining.
There she goes.
Ar-are you okay?
♪ I'm a fool for your love ♪
No, are you nuts? No, he... Nick is fully...
Don't call her that.
This looks fun, but I'm not gonna,
Don't patronize me.
- Bye. - Go make those tampons, girl.
the best fucking criminal in Los Angeles.
(chuckles)
- You were not part of this, so... - Sit down, Theo.
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- Whoa, what the fuck? - How did you get here?
Wow.
♪ Then I pop it then I shake it like an assquake ♪
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NICK: You got to open your mouth
She always acts like she's like 40.
I'm fine.
Sorry it took so long.
(boys laugh)
♪ No ice with a straw, yeah ♪
- Not really. - Yeah, not really, I can tell.
- I thought we weren't supposed to talk... - Just tell me!
Let me know, okay? I'm your guy tonight.
♪ That I am happy for you ♪
Just call me Jordan.
(speaking Spanish)
to come out on a weekend?
(both breathing deeply)
So, you're basically children?
♪ And I'm here to remind you ♪
♪ Baby, let all them voices slip away ♪
Jared, you took Spanish, right?
- (all laugh) - Yeah.
- Oh, my god! - (all cheering)
(gasps)
(sighs) I mean, it's okay.
You guys hungry?
What they have is very, very special.
Excuse me? Pardon me?
Of course he would. He's so fucking stupid.
Who are you calling?
to have sleepovers and lie around with.
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Okay, that's not true. I blew them.
HOPE: What the fuck?
♪ I'm feeling these songs... ♪
the drama department's summer program,
MOLLY: These motherfuckers.
Plus, I'm writing a book now.
I just can't imagine my life without you.
Aw, you girls look fabulous!
Time for some nights we'll never remember with some friends we'll never forget, huh?
- AMY: No! - That's the one thing
AMY (singing): ♪ If you don't say something ♪
and now you're sad that you're wet? Like...
You guys honestly freak me out...
Yeah, I have to decide
- It's on pitch. Yeah, yeah. - I support you.
I should probably go make sure that's not an actual dead man's float.
Yes, maybe he is classically,
I'm just doing my best,
♪ You're having a bad dream ♪
(whooping)
WOMAN (on audiobook:) Random House Audio presents
There's an iPad in here.
Well, I'll get something peppy going. We'll get this party started, huh?
And I can't, because I'm working all summer,
that, that you're into Ryan.
You just have to rise to my level.
Honestly, it's surprising that Doug and Charmaine are supportive,
♪ I want to make this play ♪
"...for the vote to take place..."
Excuse me, ma'am, are you judging
Okay, thank you.
Class of 2019, say what? Champagne?
- No! - Yep.
Okay.
AMY: Oh, oh, sorry, sorry...
Nick's party...
Hey, you can't smoke up here.
remember when you missed Hope's,
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Oh, my god! You guys are here.
She just seems like she'd be a really fun person
(upbeat music playing)
Why don't y'all go through some of those bags?
and then you give up just when things get uncomfortable.
- MOLLY: Principal Brown? - (groaning)
(exhales deeply)
Wha... I'm at two percent?
We spend every minute together.
That came down from corporate.
"and if a senator isn't present for a vote..."
in my summer program
I got some soup dumps
(exclaims quizzically)
- Um... - We can stop if you want.
We were thinking, uh...
Bail! Bail! Bail!
They call Sam Ross "Dick Splinter."
Just got a little dizzy for a second there.
you know, when she gives birth, but, um...
We were gonna watch that Ken Burns thing.
Yeah, yeah. Shantay, you stay, honey!
I mean, she once tried to shiv our mailman
to have studied and partied in high school.
Maybe the mayor?
Wait, are you guys talking about Molly Davidson?
This is our nightmare, Amy.
Okay.
Yeah, meet new people
you kinda know what you're doing.
What do you mean?
This isn't working.