Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

MOLLY: Are you aching to be murdered?

you would have a couch to crash on.

♪ Murderers try to hurt us ♪

♪ I want you to know ♪

MISS FINE: Okay.

- BOTH: Oh! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She wanted you to come.

(indistinct chatter)

and look down at everyone who's ever doubted you.

in, like, whatever this is.

Hey, listen, this pong

I know, dude. I can barely believe it.

What? No, no, the plan is to go to Nick's.

I'm going for the entire year.

It's like... it's cooler to be late.

How are you so fucking shiny?

All right, focus up.

was the greatest honor of my life.

Dude, we're gonna get to Nick's so late.

the words of powerful women before I party

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I should probably take off mine, too.

That makes a lot of sense.

Dude, are you actually here right now?

I'm a single woman living in Los Angeles,

Delegates from every group of girls

That was a detour.

AMY: If you could just let me go...

- ...from the shop. - Shh! I'm napping.

because you should flip off, so shut the fuck up.

MOLLY: Just stop trying so hard, okay.

- about each other. - Oh!

This is like your nightmare

Oh, and Triple A takes the lead.

Don't trust people. Oh, my god.

(funk music playing)

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- MOLLY: No, wait. Amy! Amy! - GIGI: Yes! Yes! Yeah!

Uh... Amy, there's, uh, someone here to see you.

- Aim for my mouth! - We have to go over

♪ How long am I supposed to wait? ♪

Take the helmet off!

Great. Okay, that does sound like her.

Principal Brown is right there!

BOTH (shriek): Yes!

and the driver can't contact us, we are fucked!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

♪ Baby duck if it quacks with a Luger ♪

- (techno music playing) - (disc scratching)

- (all cheering) - Seniors rule!

(both moan softly)

Fuck you, George.

- RYAN: Dude. - (softly) Amy.

♪ Whoa, my love ♪

- RYAN: Come on, let's go. - Okay.

(piano playing classical music)

Amy, what are you doing?

I'm just copying the address.

I just... I didn't think the girls would, too.

- BOY: Yeah! Woo! - Are you...

Miss Fine, I thought there were no cell phones allowed in class.

(gasps) You want?

- GIRL 1: No. - GIRL 2: No.

It's like everything's different.

That's why I'm taking a gap year.

Wait for my signal. I'm gonna create a diversion.

I don't know. I don't know anything.

♪ Put me to your lips I am sick ♪

his boner all up against Ryan.

Gigi, hit the track.

- They'd kill me in Uganda. - Why?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I only know sorrow...

I lost my virginity in what I thought was a park,

- My mistake. - AMY: Oh, my god.

Amy, I swear to god, I need to get out of here.

for dabbling in pornography?

- Oh. - What'd you just say to her?

I'm going to Africa without you.

traditionally handsome and weirdly charming,

- Doug... - CHARMAINE: Do you know what?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- No. - He's fully flirting with me.

and see new parts of the city

No! Everything is gonna be just fine.

♪ No caressing, no caressing ♪

to where you delivered this huge order tonight.

ever again, okay.

- No. - Come on. Please?

- GEORGE: Okay, excuse me. - BOY: Whoa, Triple A!

in her hands 'cause she loves me.

Yeah, no one's gonna wear a shirt

Did you fuck Miss Fine?

It's, it's all right.

- Anyway, see y'all later. - GIRLS: Okay.

We didn't have to choose. They did both.

Motherfuckin' homework.

I'd just put a bag over her personality.

- AMY: Okay. - Lingling?

"Nothing more daunting or exciting

And then like, I can't marry her,

♪ The best for you both ♪

I want you to experience this.

Oh, my god. Oh, shit, shit, shit.

and trying to rob someone with no weapon.

- Um, my eyes. Ow, ow! - I'm physically unable...

You are the strongest, coolest, smartest,

Okay, so you're using your hair as a mask

Hey! We are not assholes, okay? Let's just...

- Gege, I just got it back... - Okay.

I don't want you guys to make the same mistake I did.

AMY: My grandma gave me that right before she died!

NICK: I got you. You ready?

(growls) I'm so happy you guys are here.

We are equals. Gigi just keeps Jared around

I don't think that's the hole you think it is.

Now that we're already in your car,

last year in Barcelona.

A butter-personality.

I cannot have another Mango-A-Go-Go ever again.

(singing) ♪ Crockett... ♪

But, look, I don't want that for you.

Can you please just leave me alone?

(ringtone continues playing)

Good luck at Google next year, okay.

- So? - So, we messed up.

you are coming with me.

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but in this case, I have so much to be sorry for.

I am not graduating without you.

Oh, no, no, no. They're usually blonde

(Hail to the Chief playing as ringtone)

You can tell she's not supporting,

I gave them a ride home, that's all.

I've been planning it for months.

- Stop! - (laughing)

overcompensating for the fact

- My boy. That's my boy. - I'm so proud of you. It's amazing.

♪ Put coke in the doobie ♪

HOPE: All right, well, uh, have fun, nerd.