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Full support, no questions asked,
no breath control, but it's good.
(stammers) I was going through a whole fucking thing.
In January? You've been lying to me since January?
(Theo yelling)
Somebody always gets arrested the night before graduation.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
It makes sense to hook up in a car.
Whoa!
- Celebrate the end... - MOLLY: This is not
(objects clattering)
Baby Jared says, "Happy graduation, everybody."
Okay, well, agree to disagree.
What took them four years, we are doing in one night!
It was actually funny. It's, it's what we did
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(chuckles)
I'll just, um...
I lied to you, Moll.
♪ I'm a fool for that sound in your sighs ♪
(gasps) Oh, my god.
Are you okay?
♪ Of the mess you left when you went away ♪
♪ And I said, "Who's that there? ♪
Yeah, I can't believe I'm not gonna see you tomorrow.
look at the memory box,
Okay.
By doing what we do best.
So, if you could just tone it down
(slams door)
Ice tiger.
in your car, and I need it!
Sorry, I'm going as fast as I can.
You never take charge. I always have to push you.
Things are never gonna be the same, but it was perfect.
I was having the conversation with her.
♪ ♪
- Jesus Christ! God! - Gigi, what the fuck?
ALAN (singing): ♪ Crockett, Crockett ♪
but I'm gonna miss you guys.
Motherfucker! You're everywhere!
Oh, god, you taste like my vitamins.
and Nick Howland would be so fucking lucky
Now, mace. Listen,
Principal Brown?
Asian-huasca.
or one of her hunches is, like, you know, close,
Someone on board might know where it is.
♪ My revolution... ♪
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That's it. Signin' off.
coolest grad night party in town.
- Are you kidding? - No, I'm...
♪ Oh, ooh, love ♪
What the fuck, Jared? I said door to door.
- I'm gonna share the contact. - TRIPLE A: Wait, wait, wait.
(mumbling)
Oh, fuck. Okay, see,
- You should call for one. - I'm gonna go home.
How are you?
♪ Till you died, but you're still alive ♪
Hi, Theo.
- Miss... Fine. - (ice cubes rattling)
And the harder it kicks, the closer she is,
♪ I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow ♪
Oh. No, thank you. Not a drug person.
Well, how tall do you think I am?
ROB: We're fucking sitting ducks.
You are the motherfucker who got arrested
I'm calling Malala.
AMY: He needs milk! Someone get him milk. That's...
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Come on. Too cool.
♪ What more can I say? We top billin' it ♪
- Go back, actually. - Yeah, scroll back?
I got pregnant with my first child in the summer...
(Gigi humming)
- Um... Oh... - AMY: Um...
but you've mentioned it many, many times.
You failed the seventh grade twice.
I mean, this ass won't quit.
I don't know.
They're twice as long as our torsos.
Oh, my god.
We ask the questions!
♪ That spit a loogie ♪
Wait.
Uh...
- Oh! Fuck! - MOLLY: Fuck!
and that's so sad.
- to graduation? - Yeah.
(engine idling)
It's not my fault.
♪ Burn towns and villages ♪
♪ Crockett, Crockett, Crockett ♪
BOTH: Whew!
Because they'll ask too many questions.
'Cause, we're, like, right by the freeway.
I... I am fun.
Nick?
Okay.
She wore a polo shirt to prom.
at, like, a sex dungeon.
Do I have a secret for you? Okay, yes.
♪ Lala lala lala la ♪
- (doorbell chiming) - Oh, Jesus Christ.
Yeah. I mean, what are you, like a...
♪ Oh, ooh ♪
We're healthy, nubile young women,
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - TRIPLE A: Mm-hmm.
Amy, make it stop.
So, um...
(whispers) "Friends"?
Yeah, somebody here came from there, I think.
It's fine. Everybody shows up to parties late.
- my mom will die, so... - (gasps)
They'll try to call Nick's aunt.
Why is my battery so low?
- Pick up, pick up, pick up! - Who are you calling?
Drugs? Oh, no, that's not drugs.
- RYAN: It's all good. Yeah. - Here you go. here.
I feel like it could help you relax.
- No. No. No... (gasps) - Oh, let me get in there.
If I didn't drag you to do things, Amy, you just wouldn't do them.
(phone ringing)
(sighs)
Oh, my god, there you are.
And he definitely doesn't want me,
Ow! Fuck, that hurt!
You're wild. Wait, wait, wait.
MOLLY: Enough about the possum!
who claims they're honest
I just want people to know my real name.
Oh. (chuckles) Principal Brown was my dad.
We're not gonna graduate together,
said it's the coolest party they've ever been to.
We're not gonna move to DC together? Our whole plan...
(students cheering and applauding)
- (laughing) Oh. - Okay. There he goes.
- I had the exact same thing. - Really?
Why don't you just tell them we're going to a party?
♪ And I'm carried by the sound ♪
Can't we just graduate,
Okay, all right. Jeez, Louise!
Okay, that doesn't sound like her.
Let me have this body!