Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

As you can imagine,

And I wouldn't even let her have a girl sleeping...

- Encino. - [clears throat]

If we get lucky and make the light at Ventura,

Actually, the water is too cold to allow the cigarette to burn through.

- [Jon] She's got a good ground game? - [girl 2] Yeah.

"I'm Matthew Marshall, and, uh, it's always about me."

You remember that relaxing feeling of just laying on the water?

Well, whomever he or she may be, or maybe you have two or three,

- Mary. - Oh, darling.

Stop for a sec, guys.

Is she like that all the time?

[speaking Japanese]

- You know how much tail I get? - [Gary] No.

Look at you, you cocky motherfucker.

it's nice to meet you.

of the councilman's efforts to reduce corruption in our local...

[announcer] Well, gather around, all you cool cats.

than we are accustomed to using.

[muffled music playing]

but you did ask how I was gonna pay for dinner.

It's the end of the world, Greggo.

[singing] ♪ We rise And shine every morning ♪

I didn't call this girl. You called her.

- Really terrific. - All right.

[girl] Did you hear that whole thing that went down

Is there a problem?

But don't worry, there are many American dishes too.

Consequently, they're fortified accordingly.

before I start asking you questions.

I started a new company, and, um, I'm looking for some pinball machines.

- He has rights! - Officer, what did I do?

♪ On the way There'll be sunshine There'll be showers ♪

How are you gonna remember it?

- [chuckles] There he is. - [Gary] Jerry.

Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay, stop the car.

- Do you know who I am? - Yeah.

Okay. Okay, you're out of here.

ensconce yourself in your own king-size waterbed

I'm afraid you're gonna be upset with me.

I'm not trying to brag,

But that's what I'd like to do.

- [Jack] No. - [Rex] You know you need it.

Of an English pit bull dog...

All right, let that car just go past. There you go.

wants to have a co-ed slumber party.

Away from our office. Go down the street.

- Arigato. - [Anita] Of course.

who perhaps may have seen a little film called,

Hello, gorgeous.

And you're old.

I thought it was like a rubber.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

♪ And we get hung up On every little thing ♪

Let me introduce you. Hey, Ted. Ah, he's busy.

If she asks if you can dance, say yes.

or to your house?

- I'm not upset. - No?

2001. Fireball. Jive Time.

Hold on, people. Single file.

- You know what I mean? - [woman] Yeah?

Hmm? Oh, yeah, I'm on my way.

[man] We're not opening yet. Please don't touch

- Thanks for coming in. - How ya doing?

Yeah, but that doesn't mean he's not gonna win.

"I'm Este. I work for Mom and Dad. I'm perfect.

- Alana. - Oh, I'm so sorry,

to the greatest invention in sleeping since the inner spring.

- "Streisand." - "Streisand."

Alana, you have to be sexier

The fuel crisis need not mean...

"Barbra Streisand."

[smooth rock music playing]

He doesn't look weird to you?

I'll be right there.

We do PR for Tail o' the Cock and Chadney's.

Well, I didn't know what to say.

- Can we have him read this? - ...losing weight, so...

[handcuffs clicking]

- a song and dance man. - Come on.

So, Alana, you came to meet me for a drink.

Twenty-one's there.

Call 451-3631 and have a Fat Bernie Waterbed

And it takes some getting used to, but once you're in there, oh, Ted,

That's what I'm doing.

Hey, hey, buddy, buddy, buddy.

I've done three sketches on The Merv Griffin Show.

[man] You know, Rainbow, you're a complete mystery to me.

Liquid luxury for you.

Go say something to him.

You can impress your lady friend.

- This House is Haunted. - No.

Thanks so much, Alana. See you soon.

So, this is what I wanna say to you.

- [boy 1] Bonzai! - Oh!

[Gary] So, get it together.

And you speak Portuguese.

Like a regular penis, I guess.

[whispers] "Swiftly"?

by the sand trap, dos minutos. Pronto.

so what are we working towards?

[chuckles] Okay.

Changing the world isn't cool?

at Everywoman's Village with Milton Farmer.

I have to go to Las Vegas.

[radio DJ] What you're listening to

I don't want you to have to bear the burden in case we hit it.

I'm glad I'm here, too.

[boy] Is Alana there?

Oh, hey, Alana.

My only problem in life is that I love tail too much.

and everybody's talking about a revolution,

with sex appeal...

Now, cut the comedy. Don't be an ass out there.

[boy] You stop! Shut up!

Her grandmother and mother love to cook.

[patron 1] I can't believe it!

Hand me that jacket.

[Cindy] Should I get an autograph?

Magical. Magical.

Do you want me to wait up for you?

I really don't.

and now, you're going to be taking your boyfriend,

I'm not 16, I'm 15.

Where were you?

Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.

- [mouths] Shut up. - [man] I can't...

- Oh, that's smart. - Uh-huh.

Who's your friend?

a little forgetful, absent-minded, and, um...

[Joel] Would you please keep your voice down?

[photographer] Put your chin up just a little bit like that, Laura.

[woman 1] I'd tell Henrietta no because she's too young.

in LA for the first time since...

Can you say that again? We didn't get that.

- What was he saying? - I don't know.