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ALONG TO YOUR HOSPITAL, OKAY?
AS IF THE MARCH OF TIME HAD PASSED THEM BY.
LIKE A BLOODY FERRARI.
THE LIBERAL PARTY CANDIDATE, DARLING.
AH, YES, YOU MUST BE MR. WILLIAMS.
NEVER LETS YOU FINISH
THE AVERAGE MAN IN THE STREET SCARCELY GIVES A SECOND THOUGHT
( guitarplaying halting version of "Liberty Bell March" )
I MEAN, THE FATHER WAS APPALLING...
( doorbell rings )
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SURE... SOUNDED LIKE SNOGGING TO ME.
FOR THE GARIBALDI FAMILY OF DROITWICH IN WORCESTERSHIRE
THERE ARE NO MORE PATIENTS NOW, DOCTOR Oh well, let's go for lunch then
YES.
AND HE WAS CAUGHT BEHIND.
YES, WELL, WE, UH...
( crackling )
OH.
THIS IS ONE OF AFRICA'S MANY STATIONARY TREES
YEA, AS DIRK BOGARDE SAID
LOOK AT THIS.
I'VE...
SOME OF THE PERFORMANCE THAT WON THEM THE AWARD
"SO IS THE PRIVET HEDGE LIKEN UNTO A BOTANIST
QUITE.
BUT OUT CAME M.J.K. PRATT TO PLAY A REAL CAPTAIN'S INNINGS.
YOU A MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT.
I MEAN, A LOT OF THE OTHERS
WAS SOMETHING VERY DIFFERENT...
ON BEHALF OF THE (giggling) LIBERAL PARTY.
COULD YOU FILL IN THIS FORM FIRST?
HELLO, AND WELCOME TO PAIGNTON BECAUSE IT'S FROM PAIGNTON
READ THAT BACK, WILL YOU, BRIAN?
YOU'RE A BLEEDIN' RACIST, YOU BLEEDIN' ARE!
ACROSS THIS INHOSPITABLE TERRAIN TO STOP HERE
OR YOU'LL JUST GO MAD.
OR THIS?
YES, HE...
I'VE RUN OUT OF BEANS!
SOME FAT BASTARD AT THE DOOR!
NOT AT ALL.
AWAY FROM ICELAND, ALL RIGHT?
Man: POSTMAAAAN!
SHUT UP!
( music ends with fart )
UNTIL THEN, AND SO IT'S GOOD NIGHT FROM ME