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WHEW, THAT ONE WENT THROUGH YOU
GOOD!
this remarkabLe 45-year-oLd
AND TO ALL OF YOU, NOT FORGETTING THOSE OF YOU
"HE SENT HORSEMEN THERE
YOURS SINCERELY
WHEN HE MISTIMED A SHOT OF BOWANGA AND WAS L.B.W.
AND THERE'S ONLY GOLLY FISH TO EAT.
SORRY, MUM.
PRIMITIVE CUSTOMS STILL SURVIVE HERE
So I'm asking you, pLease, pLease
BUT THE WINNERS, BY A CLEAR TEN-POINT MARGIN
BRIAN, LET'S STOP THIS PRETENDING, SHALL WE?
OF DROITWICH IN WORCESTERSHIRE.
YES, WE CERTAINLY...
HE'S SUPERB.
AND NUMBER NINE-- EMERSON FITTIPALDI!
WELL, I DON'T SUPPOSE
THAT'S ALL HE WAS INTERESTED IN!
YES, MUM.
( doorbell rings )
( cannon roars )
OH, SORRY, MUM.
3:00 A.M.!
SPRINTING UP TO ZAMBIA FOR THE AFTERNOON, THEN NIPPING BACK...
HE CAN'T EAT HONEY.
BYE, MR....
EARLY THIS MORNING, WE THOUGHT WE'D SPOTTED IT
IT WAS HEADING OFF IN THAT DIRECTION
FOR THREATENING THE GOALIE.
"OH, THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO ME"
VERY USEFUL. NEXT!
OH, DOCTOR...
THEY ARE A LOT MORE PERMISSIVE THESE DAYS
Who wouLd have thought, though many expected it
AND...
TO PUT THIS PAPER BAG OVER YOUR HEAD--
COME ON, BOYS.
( fuse sizzling )
NOT TODAY, THANK YOU.
OH, YES, INDEED.