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( both crying )
THAT STUFF.
IT'S A FORM OF LACTATION.
( crying ): MY LIFE... MY LIFE IS... RUINED.
WITH THEIR BEAUTIFUL NEW BABY THAT THEY DON'T EVEN WANT?!
( crying continuing )
OF THE BONES IN HER BACK.
I WON'T LET HER FEEL ANY LIMITATIONS.
WELL, I'M GUESSING THAT WAS LUANNE.
NO, THANK YOU.
IF-IF YOU GOT AWAY FOR A WHILE.
HE'S HANK.
WELL, YOU BURNT MY BURGER, DIDN'T YOU, B.H.?
(PETE CRYING)
THAT SILENCE?
YEAH, UH, YOU KNOW
DAD, THIS ISN'T RIGHT.
( lips smacking )
HEY! AAAH!
(DABABY CRIES)
IT'S THE GREATEST DANG FEELING IN THE WORLD."
( uttering baby talk )
YOU CALL HIM "GOOD HANK"
( laughing ): YES!
YOU HEAR THAT?
HANK, WAIT...
THANK GOD!
SHE MAY EXPERIENCE A SECOND CRASH
WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU JUMP OUT OF A PLANE?
G.H., I'M GETTING IT.
TRY THE BACK DOOR. IT'LL FIT.
AAAH!
NOW, 16 IS MY ESTIMATE.
( crying continuing )
I'LL DOUBLE-CHECK MY NUMBERS LATER.
FOR ME TO DO IS JUST LEAVE EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE CRYING?
When she says "I'm fine" with an eye roll
( sobbing )
WELL, I'M SKEPTICAL, BUT OKAY.
OH!
WELL, HONEY, READY OR NOT, I HAVE GOT TO GO.
AM I IN A VERY WIDE BED?
YOU KNOW WHAT'S ODD?
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